LONDON BOMBS ARE FALLING DOWN...FALLING DOWN....FALLING DOWN


Not much time for the PP Guru to retool a summer repeat - but who would want do that with all this crappola going down in London?. The PP Guru wasn't going to say anything at first - but he just can't get over that smuginess on the face of Diet Coke Dubya Douchebag's press conference in front of the G-8 summit in Scotland. He said we were going to help track these killers down...again? Wait, didn't President DDD Douchebag say the exact same thing way back on 9/11/01 when he proclaimed that Osama Bin Laden's tampon asshat face was to be plastered on every WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE poster in the Middle East? And how that did all go? - yeah, that's right, the trail went colder than last week's old Mac n' Chesse- in Iraq.

Well- the PP Guru was busy getting e-mailing acquiantances that he knows in London. London happens to be one of the happiest places on Earth for the PP Guru - well, at least it was until today. The PP Guru knows his fellow Britons are prone to terrorist attacks - it's just that DDD Douchebag makes it out to the press to think that's it happened again for the very first time. The PP Guru has been to London nine years ago and was susceptable to all it's hollow IRA threats before- he even witnessed pandemonium first hand one time when some schmuck threw in a smokebomb in a LU Tube station over at Picadilly Circus and paramedics and police came swooping out of nowhere to help quell the situation.

Nonetheless - the PP Guru heard back from two representives of his favorite prog bands, Marillion and Arena to tell the PP Guru not to worry:

Marillion just released this press release:

"The world's gone mad. Whoever bombs buses or tube-trains is prepared to kill and hurt ordinary people irrespective of their race, nationality or religion. And yet someonehas done this today in London.The band send their best wishes and love to anyone caught up in today's outrage, and sincere condolences to those who have lost friends or family.

Marillion"


And Clive Nolan, keyboard player for Arena and Pendragon wrote back to the PP Guru to strengthen his confidence that the situation is not entirely lost to extreme Islam terrorism:

PP Guru:

Clive-

Everything Ok over there with you guys over @ Verglas? Those dirty rotten scoundrels - I hate seeing one of the best cities in the world undergo such utter bulls**t all politics and religious beliefs aside. One of the PP Guru's ex-roommate's daughter has grandparents and a uncle out in London - so I'm hoping to hear from them on whether or not they're all right.

Maybe the PP Guru shouldn't have sent those Deposit Man books- who knows who's working behind customs these days.

Clive:

"Yes... we're fine!

It'll take more than four bombs to bring London down, I suspect.....

Thanks for checking in....;)"

Well, basically that's all the PP Guru has to say about the situation. Not too much other than to take a time out and reflect from the reel of the shock. It just sucks that this could possibly jeporadize travel plans for those Brits coming out to the San Diego Comic Con International tomorrow.

The PP Guru will resume with his investigative report of Tantalizing Tara's party tomorrow.

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Coat