The Purple Pinup Guru Platform

When purple things are pulsating on your mind, I'm the one whose clock you want to clean. Aiding is Sparky, the Astral Plane Zen Pup Dog from his mountain stronghold on the Northernmost Island of the Happy Ninja Island chain, this blog will also act as a journal to my wacky antics at an entertainment company and the progress of my self published comic book, The Deposit Man which only appears when I damn well feel like it. Real Soon Now.

Tuesday, January 17, 2006



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Scary Cary.

The little munch out with the *Ahem* Film Star Neighbor has come to a bittersweet frightful conclusion with the PP Guru. The PP Guru cannot go through another bout with her asinine up and down mood swings. The gift and dvds were returned- and there's nothing more to be said - except SHE NEEDS PROFESSIONAL HELP!! AND NEEDS TO STOP TAKING THE BROWN COVERED ACID!! AS OF RIGHT NOW!!

She has gone in a delusional state of delirium as to so far as to accuse the PP Guru of stalking- another neighbor has had his grill stolen by her and she has been throwing conniption fits in the hallowed courtyards of Peyote Place. This whole downward spiral began when she flat out refused to open the PP Guru's token box of appreciation on Christmas Day. Well, suffice to say, the money has now been refunded on the PP Guru's credit card.

The PP Guru would like to go on and on - but there is a little matter of slander to be had. Maybe the PP Guru should have heeded the advice of friends, family, and the late lamented Ska8e Jesus forum-- DON'T FUCK AROUND WITH WASHED UP PORN STARS!!

So we welcome the PP Guru's new faithful companion in his further revels of Peyote mind altering sojourns- Irina. The saucy saultry Russian babe, Irina will be around for a long long time to come.

Let the worshipping commence.

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