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When purple things are pulsating on your mind, I'm the one whose clock you want to clean. Aiding is Sparky, the Astral Plane Zen Pup Dog from his mountain stronghold on the Northernmost Island of the Happy Ninja Island chain, this blog will also act as a journal to my wacky antics at an entertainment company and the progress of my self published comic book, The Deposit Man which only appears when I damn well feel like it. Real Soon Now.

Tuesday, January 03, 2006


The letters and missives just keep pouring in, folks. These pictures of Irina keep coming in by the cyberload. So far, your responses to them have been vastly overwelming. In fact, we've had more comments and letters on this subject than anything that Sparky has posted up.

The PP Guru appreciates everyone's concern: but the PP Guru repeats: Irina is not really a con job. He knows it in the deep pit of his peyote soul.

Here are some excerpts from some of her recent letters that to the PP Guru sounds as if she is actually sincere in her intentions.

Your country - the great and very interesting country with a high level of life. In Russia it is possible to be happy too. But your country takes care of people. In Russia everyone think only about themselves. If I sometime will have children, I would like to present them good life and the light, bright future. I do not want to complain of Russia. It is the good country. But possible honestly work all life, but nobody will estimate it. And each new day will be similar perday yesterday's. But in life so much interesting. I think that I could work in your country medical field , but it is probably necessary to have some examination in your country and possible small study and practice. But as a whole I can, because methods of work are the same. I do not know, that I would like make in America. I think, that probably would like to go a professional baseball game or football game. Also I would like to see yours the zoo. And certainly to go shopping.

See? It sounds as if she just wants to fill in her party planner. That's all.

The PP Guru also wants to demonstrate that Irina has a heart of a philospher. Carlos Casteneda, eat your jimweed heart out.

"In the 19th century one Russian poet wrote about Russian woman:"Russian woman can enter in the burning house and she can stop frightened horse running towards her". The only thing she lacks is simple warm and caress, which she wants to receive from a man. This is the problem ofRussian men. The Russian lady does everything for the man but doesn't get anything from him. All what she needs is at least a couple of tender words and gentle touching of his hands. Is it really so difficult? Is it really difficult to present your lady a romantic evening and a supper with candles? In Russia as a rule such gift give lady for a man, but not a man for lady. When a woman carry heavy bags in the street no man will help her, he will only turn his look away and go farther. That's why the Russian lady never feels happy at her heart."

In others words, Russian guys are nothing but Vodka swigging scumbags.

Unfortunely, things still haven't progressed beyond the bread and milk lines out there as Irina so delicately puts it:

"I well speak English, but probably I have some accent. I have liked English long ago, when I studied at school. In Russia the program of training necessarily includes foreign language, as a rule - English, German or French. I have entered in group of the English language and I am happy that I made it. I very much like your language. After school, I continued studying of English language at the university. It is a very soft and easily-memorized language. I want to know this language perfectly. Unfortunately I have no phone. Please, not be surprising. In Russia many people have no phone. To get a phone it is necessary to write the statement, to pay the big sum and after to wait for a long time queue."

In our next installment on this continuing love saga: Irina thinks of coming to America - but she has one problem:

I have the passport for travel abroad but I have no the American visa. For reception of the visa in the USA time and if I togather to you to me is necessary shall be necessary to prepare for the visa already. I have decided to not postpone it and have decided to address to agency of travel.

Yeah, but will the PP Guru be willing to fork over the scratch for her little travel abroad?

Tune in next time.

Love is nothing but sex misspelled to:




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