The Purple Pinup Guru Platform

When purple things are pulsating on your mind, I'm the one whose clock you want to clean. Aiding is Sparky, the Astral Plane Zen Pup Dog from his mountain stronghold on the Northernmost Island of the Happy Ninja Island chain, this blog will also act as a journal to my wacky antics at an entertainment company and the progress of my self published comic book, The Deposit Man which only appears when I damn well feel like it. Real Soon Now.

Thursday, October 02, 2003


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* Took a walk around the Constantine stages - and it's the same situation as before: Didn't see much going on except for one strange trailer that was marked: Joe, The Apostle. I haven't had the nerve to ask one of the rovering producers if I could sit in and watch them shoot a scene. I just want to pop my head in an open stage door and see what they constructed rather than mingle with the actors and stagepeople. I guess my interest in stagecraft stems from a meeting I had out here with a distant cousin who used to construct the sets on Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman and he used to tell me some wacky stories about Teri Hatcher- but then again, a lot of my senior co-workers had some to tell also when my department used to stationed on the lot and they would use some of the building as a set. One was Teri used to be a pack rat and used to rifle through garbage cans and take props home with her so she could wrap them as gifts for friends and relatives.

I'm going to try something a little different next week- Monday I'm going to a employee screening of Mystic River, the new film with Sean Penn and Kevin Bacon that was directed by Clint Eastwood. After the movie gets out, I'm going to check to see what goes on at that late hour (8:30 or 9?) and just get the gumption to ask someone for any scoops they may have.

* The photos of Halle Berry in her Catwoman costume are just plain awful.
Some designer needs to go back to the drawing board with this one. It would probably help if they brought some actual comic books to use as reference for once.

* The two punch of Smallville and Angel on last night's WB station is the most brilliant strategy the station has ever concocted. I suspect to see soaring ratings in next week'sNeilsens chart. Everything from the writing to the overall look of both shows was nothing short of spectacular. I couldn't stop raving about it on the messageboards. This is a genius move to pit two comic book influenced properties back to back. I wish this did this last year with Smallville and Birds of Prey- and maybe BoP would have had a fair chance at survival.

* When I left off on my last entry- I was telling the true life story that inspired me to incorporate it in my Deposit Man series which I hope will see the light of day when I'm finished with my current mini-series. As I noted before, a supervisor of a previous job I had held of which I was laid off from was helping me keep my head above the poverty level by letting me stay at his place in Ocean Beach, Ca (no thanks to George Bush Sr) - even though he wasn't working himself and keeping up with Top Ramen with help from student loans and grants.

Not wanting to leech off him further when school was about to go in session - I made arrangements to move just across the courtyard with one of the neighbors that we both fond of. She had four year old twin boys that took a shine towards me because I was into watching cartoons (specifically Batman The Animated Series that was just debuting that year) and reading comic books as a alternative to Dr. Suess or Curious George. So things were coming back to speed for me and then David decided somewhere that he needed to go back to Florida for Thanksgiving vacation and wanted me to watch his place a while and just before he left, a new neighbor moved in next door and on a double take, I've could've sworn that he was Al Pacino's double in the movie, Scarface.

The first day he moved in, we all knew- the whole neighborhood knew, that we were all about to embark on a journey of psychosomatic porportions.

It first started when he was moving in all this crazy furniture and cramming it into a teeny tiny one bedroom cottage and he had his obese mother flown in from Brooklyn or Queens to help out- and by the looks of it, she was doing all the heavy lifting while he was standing around barking orders. He came over and introduced himself as Matt and he was a full blown Italian from the East Coast, the New York accent was clearly prominent. He told us that he was an aspiring screenwriter after word leaked out from Dave that I was trying my hand at writing comic book scripts. Matt wanted to know if I wouldn't mind evaluating his script one night. I said, of course, I would be honored to ( I remember that this was the time when I had my first published piece in the Comics Buyer's Guide in the letters section that week- so I guess everyone in the neighborhood regarded me as that professional writer who lives on their block) and he went back to yelling at his mother who was moving his things into the cottage.

Hours later, the yelling and screaming got louder and then there were the sounds of things breaking and objects being thrown around - and then a car alarm went blarring at full blast around midnight that night, repeatly every five minutes or so for all hours of the night - until at around 3, Dave couldn't take it anymore and went outside to see at what all the commotion was about.
The cops were called and Matt was already being led away by handcuffs and his mom had cuts and bruises all over her face and she was being put in the ambulence. The cops also put a stop to the car alarm to a slick Black Corvette Stingray that Matt owned (certainly a car that stood out in this neighborhood).

We didn't know what the hell went on. So Dave, with very little sleep had to get to the airport early for the next AM flight to Florida. And that left me all alone and vulnerable- because Matt came back the next evening and came over and knocked on Dave's door and he had words for me. He said: If he ever caught me or anyone in this neighborhood near his car again, he'll kill 'em. And then to further demonstrate his point, he went back into his house and came walking right back out with a carving knife and impaled it into his front door. Another neighbor who lived next door to the woman I was supposed to be rooming with witnessed the entire exchange of words and told me, that guy is going to get thrashed within a inch of his life if he didn't watch it.

So that night, the car alarms went off again. And stopped and then went on again. Matt was outside, yelling at someone or something about someone sneaking around his car. I peeked through the blinds of the window and watched everything. From what I was seeing- it appeared that Matt would kick his car and set off the alarm himself and then would run into the house and phone for the police to come over.

And this went on for fucking days.

I found out through snippets of dialogue of heated exchange with other neighbors that his mother, as soon as she was released from the hospital, boarded a plane back to JFK. And in addition, to the self inflicted car alarm drills, I had to contend with the blaring of both his television and VCR which played a videotape of the 'Pope of Greenwich Village' continously without end AND his stereo throbbing Sinatra tunes through the floorboards and walls. And the worst thing was...he kept reciting to himself at the top of his lungs all of Eric Roberts dialogue lines to Mickey Rourke. Everyone on the block must been kept awake all night by the hollering and incessant deliverence of ...PAULY - PAULY - PAULLLLY THEY'VE CUT OFF MY FUCKING FINGER !!
Other incidents too numerous to mention but not excluding more paranoia threats of violence against those invisible forces kicking his car and a barbecue grill being thrown over the fence and smashing out a window - patience was being tested to the limits and blood was about a centimeter from being spilled.

Until I intervened with a plan to end it all peacefully.

And that will have to wait until next week sometime.




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