The Purple Pinup Guru Platform

When purple things are pulsating on your mind, I'm the one whose clock you want to clean. Aiding is Sparky, the Astral Plane Zen Pup Dog from his mountain stronghold on the Northernmost Island of the Happy Ninja Island chain, this blog will also act as a journal to my wacky antics at an entertainment company and the progress of my self published comic book, The Deposit Man which only appears when I damn well feel like it. Real Soon Now.

Friday, August 12, 2005


The PP Guru is off for a little family excursion in Las Vegas this weekend. The PP Guru will be partaking in secluded mediation in the desert heat with his brother, Purple Pinup Guru Jr, his wife Mrs. Purple Pinup Guru Jr, and his 8 year old niece, Miss Pinky Pinup Guruette. We'll be rendevousing at the isolated compound of Papa Purple Pinup Guru to hash it out about Cindy Sheehan, movies, Battlestar Galactica, and Strange Stirrings Below the Belt at all the strip clubs and casinos.

Of course, the PP Guru won't be resting entirely on his laurels. He plans to do research on a project that Tantalizing Tara of the Twiddling Thumblands is helping him on. The only thing the PP Guru can tell you about this one shot project is that it involves wine-tasting parties, transvestites, and zoo animal experiments being conducted across the boundaries of 97 dimensions by sniffing crotchless panties. The PP Guru really needs the aid of his PPP Guru's computer equipment to track down these certain elements to make our project reach fruition that his computer at work doesn't allow him to do. Otherwise, it's bingo playing, DVD binging, and ass play with the cocktail girls galore.

And speaking of the PP Guru's favorite slot. This week's Strange Stirrings Below the PP Guru's Belt is honoring:

The PP Guru was flabbergasted beyond belief when he checked in the Disney flick, Sky High last weekend to discover that tv's Wonder Woman, Lynda Carter has still got a appetitizing looking booty after all these years. It's seems that a renaissance is kickstarting her career all over again, at the ripe mature age of 54. Not only is Ms. Carter seen as a principal of high school populated by super-heroes in training (and Bruce Campbell's supporting role as a phys ed coach is no slouch either) who delivers the best laugh out line in the entire movie, but also has a supporting role in the new Dukes of Hazzard movie (released by the PP Guru's employer) opening the very next week!!

Now what are the odds. She's practically hasn't been heard of for the past twenty years or so and- poof! she's in two pictures released by two major movie studios in the span of two weeks.
Well, the PP Guru rising pitched tunic tent certainly goes out to Mrs. Carter. The PP Guru would personally like to thank Mr. Carter for many fine blue star spangled nylon panty memories that she has given him with a bottle of Jurgens by his bedside.

Along with those sheer velvety pantyhose.

And that sexy tiara.

Golden eagle chestplate and that lasso of truth that made up for the perfect bondage session.

and.... well, you get the PP Guru's general idea.

Until next week - Delivered as a full bouquet of waddled used tissues made out to:

~ Coat
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PS Sparky adds this: Some music fans know of a Vinyl LP whose art features the nubile Ms Carter (then 17) being pulled onto a caboose of a train by a handsome looking Michel Rubini. I need a scan of it ASAP ... Rubini's one time partner - Donald “Duck” Dunn will appear in the 25 year anniversary DVD release of THE BLUES BROTHERS out today. That said - Michel and Lynda almost wed once. And Sparky would often be in the Cooper Building elevators with the budding young clothing designer Lynda Carter became post Wonder Woman. She is an extremely nice person. It's not the Curu's fault that he behaves like the drooling fanboy he can default into.


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