The Purple Pinup Guru Platform

When purple things are pulsating on your mind, I'm the one whose clock you want to clean. Aiding is Sparky, the Astral Plane Zen Pup Dog from his mountain stronghold on the Northernmost Island of the Happy Ninja Island chain, this blog will also act as a journal to my wacky antics at an entertainment company and the progress of my self published comic book, The Deposit Man which only appears when I damn well feel like it. Real Soon Now.

Monday, September 12, 2005

MANIFESTO BY CANDLELIGHT


One of those strange anomalies- but luckily no post was injured or harmed in any way. The power went out through major portions of LA. This citywide blackout leaves one to guessing that we are now all seized in a grip of terror. Al Qaeda have made good on their threat,judging by Chief Bratton who yesterday carelessly laughed off a threat made by this extremist wannabee who used to live out on a farm in Pomona of all places. Now he's on the FBI's most wanted, forcing him to relocate in Pakistan and has resorted to cheap theatrics by sending the LAPD video-taped threats through Fed Ex that he's made on a cheap camcorder that he probably found in the Recycler.

And now the rats are coming to eat us. Just like they do in the Bayou.

So the PP Guru's boss is saying to go home in case the power goes out again and be good and try to dodge that wild pack of snarling dogs who are checking you out on your way to the bus stop...

It's going to be close folks.

So the Yes Memoirs will have to continue tomorrow. This unfortunate mishap throws the PP Guru's schedule off by a day. He was sincerely hoping that he would have it all wraped up by Friday - but hey, that's PP Guruwood for you.

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Coat


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