The Purple Pinup Guru Platform

When purple things are pulsating on your mind, I'm the one whose clock you want to clean. Aiding is Sparky, the Astral Plane Zen Pup Dog from his mountain stronghold on the Northernmost Island of the Happy Ninja Island chain, this blog will also act as a journal to my wacky antics at an entertainment company and the progress of my self published comic book, The Deposit Man which only appears when I damn well feel like it. Real Soon Now.

Tuesday, January 17, 2006



Originally uploaded by Scary Cary.

That's right, folks. The PP Guru recieved a transatlantic call from his new favorite beau, Russian marriage agent, Irina. At approximately 6: 15 AM pacific time, the PP Guru was startled awake (oh no, not the *ahem* film star neighbor calling to cuss out the PP Guru again?) by a call from...Irina. We only got to talk for two and a half minutes before we got strangely disconnected and not much was said except....thanks for the enlightening and encouraging e-mails that she had been sending to the PP Guru to try and get his peyote sorcerous powers back to peak performance.

Again, she called folks. the PP Guru had his doubts on whether or not she was for real. But she came through like the beautiful blazin' Red Star trooper that she truly is.

She called. She actually called.

...she called. the PP Guru can't actually believed she called.

Anyway, next time on Peyote Place, * ahem* film star neighbors gone wild.... Like off the fuckin' jimsonweed rocker kind of wild and why she may be facing eviction from the wilds of our jasmine incense burning palace community.

And as Irina called out like a beacon in the dawn to...




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