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When purple things are pulsating on your mind, I'm the one whose clock you want to clean. Aiding is Sparky, the Astral Plane Zen Pup Dog from his mountain stronghold on the Northernmost Island of the Happy Ninja Island chain, this blog will also act as a journal to my wacky antics at an entertainment company and the progress of my self published comic book, The Deposit Man which only appears when I damn well feel like it. Real Soon Now.

Friday, April 01, 2005

Official Calls Bush-Chimp
Comparison Bad Taste
- Frankly The Real Ape
Should Sue

Frankly the Ape should sue

BRUSSELS (Reuters) - Belgian trainers helping police to understand body language have caused a controversy by likening George Bush's facial expressions to a chimpanzee's.

Interior Minister Patrick Dewael said he was unaware of the pictures when he signed a letter promoting the training package for police dealing with unruly soccer fans, and said the idea was "of bad taste," Het Laatste Nieuws daily reported.

Screw the Red States

The training presentation pictured the U.S. president's face in various expressions beside photographs of a chimpanzee, the paper showed on its front page, in what was meant to be a humorous introduction to the subject of reading expressions.

Dewael's office was not immediately available for comment.

wish it was an April Fools' prank

I wish I was joking. And dayum - the Puppet Boy King is a Killer Ape Chimp not the gracile sweet zugzuging all day Bonobo Chimp ...
- Guest Blogger Sparky
PS Lost Zen Puppy is getting started on "Poppy" getting rich off of Nazi generated misery ...


  • At 11:00 AM , Blogger Coat said...

    My brother Matthew has this to say from the home office in Lincoln, Nebraska, but was too shy to post: "There's a lot of stuff there brother to keep J. Edgers' men busy making
    notes about your blog page. Be careful about exercising your free
    speech rights with this republican regime. They're reminiscent of the Nazis
    if you ask me. They lock people away and stamp them terorrist and say 'He's a
    threat to the U.S because he says the commander in chief looks like a chimp.' If your blog's a good vent for your anger then its probably fine.





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