The Purple Pinup Guru Platform

When purple things are pulsating on your mind, I'm the one whose clock you want to clean. Aiding is Sparky, the Astral Plane Zen Pup Dog from his mountain stronghold on the Northernmost Island of the Happy Ninja Island chain, this blog will also act as a journal to my wacky antics at an entertainment company and the progress of my self published comic book, The Deposit Man which only appears when I damn well feel like it. Real Soon Now.

Friday, May 13, 2005

ALTERNATE STIRRINGS
FOR THAT PP GURU GUY
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PARKY SAYS:

Now that the Political Crap is now out of the way
This Friday the Thirteenth - Rent this!
High School Ghosthustlers:



Schlock-horror-meister Yoshinori Nishikiori has also written and directed the squishily irresistible Bugs! HSGH, though, is his true magnum opus to date. One of the more bizarre live-action series to come out of Japan in recent years, "High School Ghosthustlers" plays like a campy mixture of "Sailor Moon" and "Ghostbusters." The GhostHustlers are three beautiful female students (played by three of Japan's top models), Kyoko, Mayu, and Emi, who fight evil spirits at Onin High School. The GhostHustlers are called into action when their school is invaded by "Erotomaniac Spirits" that have turned the female students into an uncontrollable libidinous frenzy. While this proves to be quite popular with the male students, the school is also being overrun by slimy paranormal creatures. Faced with supernatural foes and the increasing moral turpitude of their students, these three heroines do whatever is needed to save their school. Ghouls just want to have fun!

Ouiji Madness is sweeping Onin High School, destroying the morals of the student body. Senna Matsuda is a ravishing Japanese idol and swimsuit model who tried to make her bigscreen debut with High School Ghost Hustlers. The film seems an amusing and slightly ecchi bit of OV cinema that’s reminiscent of the more innocent days of exploitation filmmaking, when plots were milked for opportunities to show a few breasts but virtue triumphed in the end. Its charm lies in managing to tell a story of sex-crazed Japanese schoolgirls – starring smokin’ hottie Senna Matsuda, no less! – who become possessed by penis slugs, while remaining almost entirely inoffensive. The Tokyopop DVD is currently, and sadly, out of print, but can still be found by scouring the Internet.

Please note the above “straight to video” offering is something you should rent!

Sparky's Friday Offering to the stirrings of the PP GURU is Senna Matsuda! After all it is her planet! Please enjoy some older pics of this nice person located using this Internet thing.

Her Specs:
  • Name: Senna Matsuda
  • Birthday: 29-Jan-1977
  • Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
  • Birthplace : Tokyo, Japan
  • Blood Type: B
  • Height: 165cm
  • Weight: 47kg
  • Measurements (cm): B93 W59 H88


- Happy “Friday the 13th” from your pal Sparky

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