GOODIES FROM THE SCI-FI GUCCIS

Sometime last week, The PP Guru was whining on Heidi MacDonald's blog about how he was getting no pittance nor recogniztion for pitch hitting ideas to the Saturn Awards committee- not even a nod towards 'creative consultant'. Two of the PP Guru's fellow minions happen to be on that committee and usually get to help out with the ceremony and hang out with some of the presenters that include Ron Perlman, Ben Browder, Claudia Black, Christina Carpenter, and a whole slew of others. The PP Guru doesn't like to shimmer in the limelight in a small trail of accomplishments, so rather ramble on and on how unapprecative his contributions don't matter a swinging dick - lo and behold, a surprise was left on his desk by members of the Vamp N.R.G

2 20oz bottles of the campanion drink, Dracola.

2 copies of Vertical Coffin paperbacks written by Stephen J. Cannell

2 copies of The Amityville Horror Conspiracy written by Stephen Kaplan Ph.D; with Roxanne Salch Kaplan.

1 copy of Blood Will Tell by Jean Lorrah.

1 copy of this June's Sci-Fi Channel Magazine (official sponsor of the Saturn Awards)

1 copy of this June's Cinefantastique Magazine.

1 copy of May-June's Femme Fatales Magazine with the ever luscious Elisha Cuthbert on the cover.

1 box of Rasinets.

1 Double Dvd set of the AMC Monsterfest Collection featuring Bela Lugosi (4 films - The Ape Man, Devil Bat , The Human Monster, & White Zombie)

1 DVD of The Collective - A cosmic film anthology.

2 DVD copies of the 1983 Rock & Rule animated film directed by Clive Smith.

1 XXL black t-shirt of the Outer Limits.

and lastly....

1 very cool looking Outer Limits - mousepad.

Fuck, with all this loot, who really needs a Whitman's Sampler?

See- it does pay to suggest to a voting committee that CSI can be considered in a best outstanding special effects in a Sci-Fi tv-show category. They may have laughed at first, but....

Tomorrow, The PP Guru is going to go over the free comic book day portion of our program.

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