TURNING SAND INTO DRY ICE


During the course of a funhouse excursion of a restless sleep due to The PP Guru being just a tad perturbed over hearing various news reports of two little girls, ages 8 - 9 ( it's seems that the PP GURU can not fall into the land of nod without a all night radio news station blaring on the dial - who else is there to take the steady pulse of the world while other the unsafe denizens are hibernating behind triple bolted doors?) discovered out in Zion, Illinois both found brutally stabbed multiple times that he couldn't help but toss and turn thinking how the world could really use a concerned citizen ... er, or make that to be politically correct, a real life mercenary named Jon Sable.

Why was the PP Guru thinking of the equally increasing melancholic Jon Sable during a troubling time such as this?

Well, the PP Guru is going to have to purge his memory banks to sometime in the mid to late eighties when the PP Guru was first exposed to IDW publishing answered the four color clarion call by unleashing the first brand new Jon Sable mini-series of this century, Jon Sable: Bloodtrail and and the PP Guru supposes that it's no coincidence that the first issue opens up with Jon saving a little girl from the clutches of some nasty terrorists/kidnappers, before ascending into political strife that's currently keeping up with the times. Although, it's a little bit pricey for a thirty-two page book ($3.99? jeez, the PP Guru can cut down and pulp a tree himself for that much dinero), The PP Guru does intend to keep a watchful eye on it just to see if Grell can address this terrible academic of innocent kids being slaughtered left to right. Because the PP Guru has some major anger management issues when it comes to this subject.
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According to yesterday's the Randi Rhodes show aired during the drive time period on Air America Radio, Randi discussed something she had heard on last weekend's MEET THE PRESS on how some general was explaining that Georgie Girl Bushie once gave the order to him to capture Osama Bin Laden and to decapitate the heads of him and his fellow Al Qaeda lieutenant buddies to skewer them onto pikes just. Like you would on a shish-ka-bob and then pack them all in boxes of dry ice and have them shipped to the White House so they can be mounted as mantlepieces at a state dinner or something of the sort.

The PP Guru apologizes for not taking sufficent notes or finding the proper links, for he only heard snippets of the conversation and couldn't remember the name of the general who was yapping his gums.

There must been some lover spat or miscommunication on behalf of Drydrunk Georgie - maybe the attention whores were so restless on that day- 'cause we both know how tight both Ossamie and Georgie are these days - they're practically Texas trout fishing buddies and the PP Guru still hears that they are still co-oping that lovely Sultan air base out in Saudia Arabia.

And where the fuck would someone find dry ice out in the middle of Afganistan anyway?

Nice war we're having, aren't we?

~ Coat