ANOTHER BORING USELESS CORRECTION

Last Friday when the PP Guru had announced the names of the winners, he advertingly listed Michael Noble as from being Eureka, Ca. Well let's not say that the PP Guru hasn't made his share of acrimonious blunders- some even leading right up to world wide catastrophe or on a lightier shade, castration for those in third-world countries.

But the PP Guru is a generous guru and can be a exalted enough to admit that he has made a mistake- Michael Noble resides in Arcadia, CA and not in Eureka, CA like he mistaken put on the teletype last Friday.

Hell, the PP Guru has never been a few feet outside the boundries of Sherman Oaks, Ca let alone find himself in a cool sportscar swerving erractically along residential streets & slinging Molotov cocktails through a blockful of Christian Science Room windows in some Right Wing nut town called Eureka where fruits who constantly speak in tongues go to get themselves baptized in Boones Farm wine.

Now how in the hell would the PP Guru know something like that?

The PP Guru just makes asumptions that he knows everything that is essential to your everyday survival and let's leave it at that- ' k? Wisdom and enlightment are nothing but a crapshoot, and I'm here to make sure you roll snakeyes every time.

Another error that the PP Guru made on the e-mail itself was that he posted the wrong address for this site. This page is called www.purplepinupguru.blogspot.com and NOT www.purplepinupguru@blogspot.com - you click on the latter- you wind transported to the goddamn negative zone. The PP Guru has just got to learn to lay off the Cyanide Frost flavored Gatorade when he sits down on his cottage cheese ass to compose these minuend masterpieces.

Back to our regularly scheduled mayhem and mentoring tomorrow.

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Coat