Sparky sez:
Not That You're Going To Take
The Word Of The Friend Of An
Angry 'Eternal Child' For Anything
— But I Keep My Promises


Coat merrily blasted at the scary looney followers of El Ron recently. Which would include celebrities like:


Scientologists John Travolta & Tom Cruise


Should you feel warm and fuzzy for not being a Scientologist? Yes, but not if you're a Xtian. I explained there was never a "human framework" for the myth of "Jesus" ... Why would History and Anthropology lie about anything as insignificant as a failed "whisper campaign?" Please tell us. Listen up, I love Xtians as much as any other members of a “King Killing Murder/Suicide Cult” — I merely despise Christianity for being the global mind deadening opiate that it is.

Our Power Elites' Puppets think they're good and righteous even though their wealth comes from 17 decades or more of profiting from human suffering. Remember that during the first Bush Junta - we saw World Vision International 'Christian Missionaries' being used as a front for the CIA's covert ops such as assassination and coup d'etats. It sorta came home when John Warnock Hinckley Jr., one of the more poorly brainwashed subjects, purposely failed to assassinate Ronald Reagan (true connoisseurs of conspiracy theories figure "Poppy" was trying to scare old "Dutch" ).

— “One particularly important World Vision official was John Hinckley, Sr., an oil man, reputed CIA officer, and friend of George Bush. You may have heard of his son. Less than four months before Hinckley Jr. became known as Jodie Foster's biggest fan, another member of the World Vision order, Mark Chapman, gunned down John Lennon in what may have been a practice run for the bigger hit on President Reagan. One of the policeman who found him was convinced that he was a mind-controlled assassin. Chapman was clutching a copy of the novel Catcher in the Rye, which was also owned by John Hinckley Jr. (The book was written by J.D. Salinger, who worked in military intelligence with Henry Kissinger during World War II.) Before going to trial, Chapman plead guilty after a voice in his head (which he attributed it to God) commanded him to do so.”

If you are not a Xtian — Here's a short short list:

Things To Do That Weaken Missionary Zeal
Without Telling Them To Fuck Off And Die
Allowing To Think They Have The Higher
Moral Ground -

1. Tell Them They Are Working Against God's Will — Ask them what is supposed to happen to Jewish folks after “The Rapture?” - as 144,000 Jews are supposedly to convert spontaneously afterwards to zealously convert unbelievers before Armageddon.
2. Tell Them They've A Defective Version Of God's Word — If their Gospels say God parted the Red Sea for Moses - you can show them the KJV is in error. It is the "sea of reeds" as baby Moses' basket was woven from reeds.
3. Explain There Was no "Jesus" as was explained earlier in this space ...

More on El Ron:
L. Ron Hubbard's past is embroiled in controversy, as is the history of Scientology (for more on that, see the Wikipedia article Scientology controversy).

Mountaineer Aleister Crowley

One controversial aspect of Hubbard's early life revolves around his association with Jack Parsons, a rocket propulsion researcher at Caltech and an associate of the British occultist Aleister Crowley. Hubbard and Parsons were allegedly engaged in the practice of ritual magick in 1946, including an extended set of sex magick rituals called the Babalon Working, intended to summon a goddess or "moonchild." (Among occultists today, it is widely accepted that Hubbard derived a large part of 'Dianetics' from Golden Dawn occult ideas such as the Holy Guardian Angel.) The Church of Scientology insists that Hubbard was acting as a US government intelligence agent, on a mission to put an end to Parsons' magickal activities and to "rescue" a girl Parsons was "using" for magickal purposes. Critics of Scientology dismiss the Church's claims as after-the-fact rationalizations. Crowley recorded in his notes that he considered Hubbard a "lout" who made off with Parsons' money and girlfriend in an "ordinary confidence trick." Discussions of these events can be found in the critical biographies ''Bare-Faced Messiah'', ''A Piece of Blue Sky'' and in ''The Marburg Journal of Religion''.

Hubbard later married the girl he claimed to have rescued, Sara Northrup. This marriage was an act of bigamy, as Hubbard had abandoned, but not divorced, his first wife and children as soon as he left the Navy (he divorced his first wife more than a year after he had remarried). Both women have alleged that Hubbard physically abused them. He is also alleged to have once kidnapped his and Sara's infant daughter, Alexis, taking her to Cuba. Later, he disowned Alexis, claiming she was actually Jack Parsons' child.

Hubbard has been interpreted as both a savior (Scientologists refer to him as "The Friend of Mankind") and as a criminal con-artist. These sharply contrasting views have been a source of considerable tension and hostility between Hubbard's supporters and his critics. A California court judgement in 1984 involving Gerald Armstrong, who had been assigned the task of writing Hubbard's biography, highlights the extreme opposition of the two sides:

"In addition to violating and abusing its own members' civil rights, the organization Scientology over the years with its "Fair Game" doctrine has harassed and abused those persons not in the Church whom it perceives as enemies. The organization clearly is schizophrenic and paranoid, and the bizarre combination seems to be a reflection of its founder L. Ron Hubbard. The evidence portrays a man who has been virtually a pathological liar when it comes to his history, background, and achievements. The writings and documents in evidence additionally reflect his egoism, greed, avarice, lust for power, and vindictiveness and aggressiveness against persons perceived by him to be disloyal or hostile. At the same time it appears that he is charismatic and highly capable of motivating, organizing, controlling, manipulating, and inspiring his adherents." -- Superior Court Judge Paul Breckinridge, ''Church of Scientology of California vs. Gerald Armstrong,'' June 20, 1984.

Conflicting interpretations of Hubbard's life are presented in the online version of Russell Miller's largely critical biography of Hubbard, ''Bare Faced Messiah''; this version includes links to Scientology's official accounts of Hubbard's past, embedded within Miller's description of the same history.

Several issues surrounding Hubbard's death and the disposition of his estate are also subjects of controversy — a swift cremation with no autopsy; the destruction of coroner's photographs; coroner's evidence of the drug Vistaril present in Hubbard's blood; questions about the whereabouts of Dr. Eugene Denk (Hubbard's physician) during Hubbard's death, and the changing of wills and trust documents the day before his death, resulting in the bulk of Hubbard's estate being transferred not to his family, but to the Scientology organization.

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* Burroughs On Scientology
* scientology celebrities FAQ