The Purple Pinup Guru Platform

When purple things are pulsating on your mind, I'm the one whose clock you want to clean. Aiding is Sparky, the Astral Plane Zen Pup Dog from his mountain stronghold on the Northernmost Island of the Happy Ninja Island chain, this blog will also act as a journal to my wacky antics at an entertainment company and the progress of my self published comic book, The Deposit Man which only appears when I damn well feel like it. Real Soon Now.

Friday, April 29, 2005


Ta Dah! The Contest is closed!

We have 3 winners to the contest- which is a real big snake up the PP Guru's ego-cloaked wazoo, because he was wondering if anyone out in the Cyber Ixtlan was actually reading this much labor-inducing blog.

If the PP GURU even pondered the hindsight of the day when he would be generous enough to part his celestial personage of 'something for nothing' - He would not be surprised to find that his breathren would telepathically flock to him in mammoth droves.

The PP Guru finds this notion all very, very eurphoric to him - so much in fact, that it makes the hemline of his ceremonial robes' beg for stiff attention and the PP Guru knows full well how to reward such explosive loyality.

The 3 winners are:

Jessica Hurst - San Francisco, CA
Jim Cox - San Rafael, Ca
Michael Noble Eureka, Ca

(and don't all your names look pretty in purple?)

Congratulations my wage-slave minions- your paddles are on their way through the post.

~ Coat


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