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When purple things are pulsating on your mind, I'm the one whose clock you want to clean. Aiding is Sparky, the Astral Plane Zen Pup Dog from his mountain stronghold on the Northernmost Island of the Happy Ninja Island chain, this blog will also act as a journal to my wacky antics at an entertainment company and the progress of my self published comic book, The Deposit Man which only appears when I damn well feel like it. Real Soon Now.

Sunday, May 15, 2005

Free Frosty Weekend!

Corporates at Wendy's estimate that they will be giving away 14 million free small cups of Frosties this weekend in hopes to lure customers back to the chain after the Chillifinger incident was exposed as a fraud.



The company's stock had been down $1.39 for the past few weeks. They're trying to win back trust of their customer base. Their shill:

Wendy's is giving away free, cool and creamy Jr. Frostys. Icy-cold, chocolaty refreshment, absolutely Free. No coupon needed. No purchase necessary. Just come in and say "Free Frosty!" A "please" would be nice, but not required either. Available in the US, its territories and select international markets (does not include Canada). At participating Wendy's while supplies last. Limit one per customer. Friday, May 13th through Sunday, May 15th.
The nightmare has seen sales plunge 20 percent to 50 percent in the San Francisco Bay Area and about 2 percent across all Wendy's restaurants since the finger was found. As Wendy's is a corporation with annual sales of over $3 billion, that's real money
The actual owner of the finger may turn out to be a Nevada industrailist who had lost a finger in a accident and may be a acquiantance of the woman who planted the finger in a San Jose restaurant.

Anna Ayala appears in court on April 26.
Anna Ayala appears in court on April 26: Police: Wendy's chili finger identified.

But we all know who the missing digit may belong to:


Her digit was last seen falling through a sewer grating at the garage just below the House of Wax.

At least we're not seeing Hilton's boobs in 3D ala the original film.

1 Comments:

  • At 8:57 PM , Blogger ZenPupDog said...

    What's with the high maintenance Blondes?

    Have you not learnt your lesson yet?

     

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