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The 2005-2006 Episode listings for the DC / WB Animation series!!

It's no damn secret that the PP Guru could drown his gravity eyelids all freaking night up in DC/Warner Bros cartoon shows of everything from the Batman: The Animated Series to the not so pathetic pile of puke calling itself The Batman which demonstrates nothing more than being a action figure circle jerk ( if you don't believe the PP Guru, just check out the special feature section on the The Batman Training for Power DVD - it's nothing but a kiss ass homage to Mattel Toys). The PP Guru cannot pump enough fanboy secretional fluid phrase for producers Bruce Timm & Glenn Murakami on Teen Titans and goddamn if Dwayne McDuffie is a unbridled writing genius for this past season of Justice League Unlimited alone ...

So the titles (sorry the PP Guru is not authorized to release plot information - or it's curtains for the PP Guru. Believe him, they will...find out) for the next season batch of thirteen episodes for Teen Titans are:

Prod #
257731 Homecoming Part One
257732 Homecoming Part Two
257733 Trust
257734 For Real
257735 Snowblind
257736 Kole
257737 Hide & Seek
257738 Lightspeed
257739 Revved Up
257740 Go
257741 Calling All Titans
257742 Titans Together
257743 Things Change

The PP Guru wonders if they are ever going to introduce Jericho in the series.

Here are the episode titles for the 2005/2006 season of Justice League Unlimited. Can Dwayne top himself this season? Dwayne wrote the last four to five episodes in a row last season and they were like a salivating fanboy's dream come true. The PP Guru particularly enjoyed the Captain Marvel / Superman slugfest in "Clash". Warren Ellis and J.M. Demattis did outstanding work as well on their one shot episodes. BUT - according to Dwayne's delphiforums message board - the main focus this upcoming season will be on.....THE LEGION of DOOM plus guest appearances from Hawkman, Stargirl, and the Legion of Super-Heroes.

Prod #
257711 We Are Legion
257712 Shadow of the Hawk
257713 Heart of Stone
257714 Elegy
257715 House of Flash
257716 Dead Reckoning
257717 Patriot Act (uh oh, John Ashcroft doesn't become a member does he?)
257718 The Great Brain Robbery
257719 Grudge Match
257720 Far From Home
257721 Ancient History
257722 Alive
257723 Destroyer

And unfortunely, the PP Guru has uncovered the next season episodes for the next season of the most putrid adaptation of the caped crusader ever depicted in media. The PP Guru was kinda hoping that this would wind up as a flop, just a tickling fancy to cash in on the movie - but walking around the San Diego Con, it appear that it is catching on with some people. Anyway, The evisceration continues in these future thirteen episodes:

Prod #
345301 Batgirl Begins Part One (well, hardy har har)
345302 Batgirl Begins Part Two
345303 A Fistfull of Felt
345304 A Dark Knight to Remember (honestly, who comes up with this stuff?)
345305 RPM
345306 Cash for Toys
345307 Brawn
345308 The Laughing Cats
345309 Fluers De Mal
345310 The Apprentice
345311 Thunder
345312 The Icy Depths
345313 Gotham's Ultimate Criminal

So it's up to you dear audience to try to speculate what these episodes are about - besides the blatantly obvious like the Batgirl ones which was mentioned in a little blurb in a issue of TV Guide. Write in the PP Guru's comment section with your theories.

Also tonight is the series premiere of Steven (life after NYPD Blue, but Blind Justice wasn't quite the answer) Bochco series based on the 'struggle' of Iraq, Over There. Strange that the PP Guru has been listening to political talk all day on the stream and not one discussion was raised on this topic other than airing the promos for the show.

I suppose Sparky will tuning in tonight on the FX Channel.

Warmly Nipple tested on the glass teat to:

~ Coat