The Purple Pinup Guru Platform

When purple things are pulsating on your mind, I'm the one whose clock you want to clean. Aiding is Sparky, the Astral Plane Zen Pup Dog from his mountain stronghold on the Northernmost Island of the Happy Ninja Island chain, this blog will also act as a journal to my wacky antics at an entertainment company and the progress of my self published comic book, The Deposit Man which only appears when I damn well feel like it. Real Soon Now.

Friday, September 30, 2005

GURU: STRANGE SCI FI BABE STIRRINGS BELOW THE PP GURU's BELT!!

(Part deux)

There are probably better newsworthy stories to talk about other than rehash the propagation of the too numerous to mention debuts of hot bodied actress hitting your local tv waves. It's almost dawning on yesterday's news - especially when you have hot Friday movie opening events such as the vagina tag team supreme of Ashley Scott and Jessica Alba in the long, over delayed Columbia Pictures Into the Blue, the cuties on board on Joss Wheldon's Serenity, Maria Bello in A History of Violence, or far too least to mention, Jodie Foster all buffed out as when All Mothers Attack when their young are kidnapped in Flightplan.

In addition to all these movies opening up (not least to mention, the limited release of Neil Gaiman and Dave McKean's Mirrormask) the PP Guru is going to try to check out the WEHO Book Fair and check out to see if the PP Guru gets a honorable mention from the mouths of Clive Barker, Micheal Connelly, or the aforementioned Neil Gaiman (to be interviewed by Heidi Ace MacDonald no less) - the PP Guru doesn't expected them to, knowing how much this blog touches all our lives, but it would warm the tunic cockles just the same.

Sparky has mentioned that this section is turning to much into the 'Man Show' - but the PP Guru digresses and says thee nay - there are no men on this blog - just Gurus. The PP Guru however, would take the idea of the PP Guru Show under advisement.

For now- we have our marching orders:

SORRY FOLKS , SHOW IS NOW PUT ON INDEFINITE HIATUS DUE TO TRUAMATIC EXPERIENCE IN the PP GURU's LIFE !!

HERE ARE THE PICTURES WITHOUT ANY EXPLANATION WHATSOVER! FIGURE IT FOR YOURSELVES!!

THANKS BUSH ADMINISTRATION- YOU'RE A FUCKING PACK OF WEASELS!!
Farewell for now- ~ Coat

Sparky's note - as what seems to be happening to the Guru is rather illegal and his Union wasn't notified -- maybe the Guru can return. Pray for Coat. Better yet — email him a job opportunity. His last message to me was:

This is to inform you all that I have been temporary laid off from Warner Brothers effective as of today. I don't know when I'll be back again. I will only be answering e-mails for the foreseeable future through my yahoo account depositman@yahoo.com or you may log on to my blog: Purple Pinup Guru Platform and leave messages for me there. I apologize for the inconvenience. Well, it's not like I get a lot of e-mails anyway, but I just do it for the formality.
- Sparky

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