WHY CAN'T THEY LIVE WELL ENOUGH ALONE?

ITEM! Time for a little arithmetic class: George W. Bush + adolescent mentality = a zombie on valium.

ITEM! Not much to write today- trying to save all my creative strength (at forty, some measures have to be taken to perserve your deity giving talent) in writing the contents page for the new Deposit Man issue - credits, synopsis - editorial page, and the indicia- so you're all getting to go home early.

ITEM JONNY QUEST! JONNY QUEST! JONNY QUEST! Another justifiable reason for me to cut early and burn rubber (the rubber left on the soles of my shoes, that is) is that I'm heading down to the lot and pick up the season set of JONNY QUEST! and I'm the only schmuck they order one for - In fact- I'm probably the only one in the universe privy to the fact that they're releasing it on DVD. Haven't seen it in Best Buy and I haven't seen it at Fry's.

ITEM! All praise the disgust of VAN HELSING! All I'm going to say is the entire movie with the exception of Kate Beckinsale's delicious ass and the ass talents of some ample breasted latina looking vampire chicks - the movie was like a shit sandwich with too much of director's Stephen Sommers bread jammed in between.

THE DEPOSIT MAN DAILY LOG REPORT My pal, Alan Sinder is back in town- refreshed from his nine month jaunt to Japan and um, married has all of MAS's covers to uplink to my e-mail subscriber base
and we will be premiering them momentarily to them, as soon as he gets his scanner rolling.

Beheadings for all if no one doesn't like 'em! Nick Berg will be nothing conmpared to my wrath!

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Coat