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When purple things are pulsating on your mind, I'm the one whose clock you want to clean. Aiding is Sparky, the Astral Plane Zen Pup Dog from his mountain stronghold on the Northernmost Island of the Happy Ninja Island chain, this blog will also act as a journal to my wacky antics at an entertainment company and the progress of my self published comic book, The Deposit Man which only appears when I damn well feel like it. Real Soon Now.

Wednesday, March 16, 2005


Call me Truman Capote!

Well, whaddya expect? The ballistics never matched, NO GSR (gun shot residue) on his hands, and NO Blood on the shirt- so how could you send such a softie like him out to pasture? If you watch old Baretta episodes (and they're out on DVD - and the residuals are now for Bobby's taking - once he finds out that these second rate DVD companies located out in those buttfuck mid western states like Michigan (and ANCHOR BAY - you know who I'm talking about) are churning out season sets of his famed seventies cop show episodes and are squandering him out of any existing royalty checks - believe me, he's going to need those for those legal fees piling up. I'm sure those lawyers weren't working pro bono.), you can see that Robert Blake couldn't shoot a prop gun straight, let alone a REAL ONE. His hand shakes like a blender. That's what I've been trying to tell people all along WHO think they had figured out he was guilty based on circumstantial evidence. It also helped that those drug-addled washed-up stuntmen who testified about hullucinations concerning cops tunneling underneath their beds had shit credibility to begin with.

So, Bobby, take a walk out of that courtroom and breathe deep that FREE CRISP AIR- 'cause you earned it. And now your baby daughter doesn't have to grow up without a daddy.

And to all you golddiggers out there on the prowl for celebrity husbands with big fat bulges in their SIDE pockets- let this story be a lesson to you.

And you can take that to the bank, pal.




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