The Purple Pinup Guru Platform

When purple things are pulsating on your mind, I'm the one whose clock you want to clean. Aiding is Sparky, the Astral Plane Zen Pup Dog from his mountain stronghold on the Northernmost Island of the Happy Ninja Island chain, this blog will also act as a journal to my wacky antics at an entertainment company and the progress of my self published comic book, The Deposit Man which only appears when I damn well feel like it. Real Soon Now.

Tuesday, May 17, 2005


This afternoon, The PP Guru had received some alarming news in his P.O. Box 10368, Burbank, CA 91510-0368 that is specifically set up for all his Landescape Productions business and bribe in bulk mailing needs. The official letter from the San Diego Comic Con International has informed the PP Guru that he will need to sit this year's convention out - in other words- The PP Guru has been rejected for all his valiant efforts on the new Deposit Man & The Last Great Gate of Mortality Act III book.

The PP Guru doesn't understand why his book is constantly being ostracized by convention beauty contest weenie committee judges and demented major distributors such as Diamond Comics and, er, Diamond. What is there to hate about his book? I mean, Mike Hersh puts out worse stuff than he does.

Well, what is there to really love, for that matter?

Is it the content? Is it Larry Nadolsky's art? Or, is it- oh, the deity of your choose forbid - the undimished auteur writing abilities of author Cary Coatney? Afraid the general public can't handle the sociopathic savvy controversial topics such, abortion and domestic violence that has to be fully comprehended with both a heavy hearted understanding and wretched stomach?

Or is it because the main character is (gasp!) who wouldn't hesitate for anything, not even the dark looming clouds of Ragnarok hanging over his head to have him drop to his knees and suckle the devilish honeydew out of the Pope John's dangling nutsac?

What the fuck are the real reasons behind this barrage of pink slips?

Can someone write in and tell the PP Guru.... where this conspiracy has originated from?

Well, no matter, 'cause the PP Guru had gotten got a better offer from a esteemed colleague who understands where his passions truly comes from and has offered me sanctuary in the form of .... sharing table space with her.


That's right. The Deposit Man & Mother Grim are combining forces this year. So evil -doers of the afterlife beware - you better have your tenant leases up to date....'cause we'll be in San Diego in time to banish some serious ass..

Meanwhile at the Cary Coatney clubhouse, work is comencing on the Deposit Man: Playgod mini-series - where he is steadily and slowly emerging from his writing block meltdown while new cover artist, Kori Thompson works frantically in the gloomy hours of the twilight hours to appease all you good little Deposit girls and boy with a new look and image that will desperately win all your approval.

~ Coat


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