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When purple things are pulsating on your mind, I'm the one whose clock you want to clean. Aiding is Sparky, the Astral Plane Zen Pup Dog from his mountain stronghold on the Northernmost Island of the Happy Ninja Island chain, this blog will also act as a journal to my wacky antics at an entertainment company and the progress of my self published comic book, The Deposit Man which only appears when I damn well feel like it. Real Soon Now.

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

A Quick portion of
TABLE SCRAPS April 19, 2005


Small
May 18th — THE FINALE IS DUE!

Batman ALWAYS gets the girls ...
He gets the chicks ...

On May 18, The WB will present a special 90-minute season finale of WBTV's "Smallville" featuring the world premiere of an exclusive eight-minute preview of special footage from Warner Bros. Pictures' highly anticipated "Batman Begins." Both "Smallville" and "Batman Begins" are based on DC Comics legends--Clark Kent and Batman
cool cars too
and the cool cars too ...

Tape Lost instead ... NAZI Youth makes good ...
Has the look of a Kirbyesque Facist Villain
Ya' gotta hand it to the Vatican- they sure know how to pick 'em.

According to a news report that aired on AirAmerica, new appointed Pope Adolf Benedict XVI once marched in the Nazi Army. On yahoo, it says he flew Nazi anti-aircraft.

What? Yikes. I wonder if he still keeps his portable easy-bake oven still hidden under those robes?

WikiPedia says: " .... Joseph Ratzinger was born in Marktl am Inn, in Bavaria, the son of a police officer who was staunchly anti-Nazi. In 1937 Ratzinger's father retired and settled in the town of Traunstein. When Ratzinger turned 14 in 1941, he joined the Hitler Youth, as was required by law from 1938 on. According to National Catholic Reporter correspondent and biographer John Allen, Ratzinger was an unenthusiastic member who refused to attend any meetings. In 1943, at the age of 16, he and the rest of his class were drafted into the Flak or anti-aircraft corps, responsible for guarding a BMW plant outside Munich. He was then sent for basic infantry training and was posted to Austrian-Hungarian border, where he worked setting up anti-tank defences. After being shipped back to Bavaria, he deserted in May 1945 and returned to Traunstein.

Shortly after returning to Traunstein, he was detained in an Allied POW camp. By June he was repatriated, and he and his brother (Georg) entered a Catholic seminary. On June 29, 1951, they were ordained by Cardinal Faulhaber of Munich. His dissertation (1953) was on Saint Augustine, his Habilitationsschrift (second dissertation) on Saint Bonaventure. He gained a doctorate of theology in 1957 and became a professor of Freising college in 1958.

Ratzinger was a professor at the University of Bonn from 1959 until 1963, when he moved to the University of Münster. In 1966, he took a chair in dogmatic theology at the University of Tübingen, where he was a colleague of Hans Küng but was confirmed in his traditionalist views by the liberal atmosphere of Tübingen and the Marxist leanings of the student movement of the 1960s. Ratzinger was a liberal theological adviser at the Second Vatican Council but became more conservative after the 1968 student movement prompted him to defend the faith against secularism. In 1969 he returned to Bavaria, to the University of Regensburg. ..."

Anne Coulter - the 'Cher' of Evil!

" ... Howard Chaykin had a version of her in his Challengers of the Unknown book that sums up my feelings regarding this evil Zombie Queen ... "
comics are better


she spreads for big cocked democrats
FUCKING EVIL ZOMBIE QUEEN OF THE FACIST POWER ELITE

I was thinking maybe I should save this for the Friday Pinup Guru Chick pick of the week - but then, I though better that I would have a better time rump ranging a disease ridden starving middle-aged Ethopian with her tits drooping to her knees rather than going down munching carpet on this walking toothpick with lip service.

Someone please, please chip in for a quarter pounder with cheese for her. The sight of this inhuman so-called Paris Hilton of politics is despicable enough as it is. Is any living breathing male even intrigued for what lurking monstrosity that may substitute for her privates that is concealed under those white pantyhose of hers? WELL, IT MAY HAVE TEETH, BUB!

What the fuck was Time magazine thinking? What the hell has she accomplished other than getting herself anal-fucked by USA Today after turning in her first hate -spewed column of last summer's Democratic convention?

Rumor has it, that Time simply got the covers mixed up with the man of the year award. AND that's she's read for the role of Skeletor for the new He-Man movie.

she goes down on Reagan Youth
We Suspect She's Offering Blowjobs to Recruit Reagan Youth

~ Coat

Sparky adds: I could go into an anti-Christian rant but like there's two or three others who'll misunderstand ... and Coulter's the type who'd enjoy a 'Women in Prison' movie marathon.

1 Comments:

  • At 9:24 PM , Blogger ZenPupDog said...

    OMG - she fucks heathens for Christ. And she thinks she's funny. Sandra Bernhard should savage her with a gaint black diamond studded dildo and ship her to Bangkok so she can suffer for being a hideoously evil size queen with no redeeming values at all.

    AOL is running the article free.

    Peace - Sparky

     

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