Sparky:
Rambling on the Left Coast
Among the True Blue ...

Bush Never Banged These Bunnies
As he Chickened Out of Nam With Poppy's Help


Jon Stewart's Brainiest Blogger on the attack: onegoodmove:The George & Laura Show:

“ ... Laura's well-written script included several shots of risque material. After revealing that come nine o'clock at night, "Mr. Excitement is sound asleep, and I'm watching Desperate Housewives," she added, "If those women think they're desperate, they ought to be with George." She then joked that she, Lynne Cheney, and Condoleezza Rice had hit Chippendale's late one night. And moments later -- after referring to Barbara Bush as Don Corleone and joking about her husband's aversion to reading -- she made fun of her number-one cowboy for knowing little of the ways of ranch life when they bought the spread in Crawford, Texas. Such a greenhorn was George, she explained, "he tried to milk the horse. What's more -- it was a male horse." ... Al Franken and Bill Maher were complaining that they could not have gotten away with that horse joke. ”

Laura Said He Milked A Horse For Its' Jism

What's funny and fucking scary is the Bush Junta II's cheating boy king puppet head will be viewed as one of a great and courageous presidents. The GOP are actually salivating that in decades to come, he'll be remembered favorably, if not fondly akin to Ronnie Reagan.


I know that Ron Reagan Jr. is on record for saying "Dad's turds are bigger than George W. Bush!"

Thing is we expect a son to stand up for his father regardless of facts that highlight the man's banal evil nature.

Would it not be funny to see "W" equated to a crummy turncoat rapist like Ron Reagan? Rather than forever being the guy who listened to a pet goat story while America burned — behaviour that's at least as un-presidential as screaming exuberantly in the face of defeat in the primaries.


That "Cuba has the cleanest and most
educated prostitutes in the world" is
sadly a lie ...

Today's Bush Lie

"[Castro] welcomes sex tourism," Bush told a room of law enforcement officials in Florida, according to the Los Angeles Times. "Here's how he bragged about the industry," Bush said. "This is his quote: 'Cuba has the cleanest and most educated prostitutes in the world.'"

"As it turns out, Bush had lifted that quotation not from an actual Castro speech but rather from a 2001 essay written by then Dartmouth University undergraduate Charles Trumbull. In the essay, Trumbull did appear to quote a Castro speech about prostitution. Sadly, the student made the quotation up.

"According to officials, the actual quotation from Castro's 1992 speech reads as follows: 'There are hookers, but prostitution is not allowed in our country. There are no women forced to sell themselves to a man, to a foreigner, to a tourist. Those who do so do it on their own, voluntarily. We can say that they are highly educated hookers and quite healthy, because we are the country with the lowest number of AIDS cases.'"

"...And this isn't the first time the Internet has baffled Bush. Back in 2003, the President cited another student's thesis when making a case to go to war. The student's [plagiarized and "sexed up"] work ended up in a government document describing Iraq's weapons capability. Not exactly the kind of hard intelligence needed to justify an attack on another country." The Register, 07.28.04

The Pope and his lookalike ... just in fucking time for the 60th Anniversary of the Shoah Remembrance ...
- Sparky