PP Guru here... What I am presenting here is the other blog I'm writing in my secret identity as Cary Coatney - Deposit Man writer and creator and now, the new and improved Rupert Murdoch assreamer at Twentith Century Fox. These weekly installments coming to you every Wednesday is taken out of context from my blog on my space in which stupid me, made up with my porn star neighbor, Rikki Lixxx and winded up doing nothing but opening a whole new can of worms. Experience the joy. Experience the pain. Experience the ad nausum of anal retentiveness come to life. This is better than any stupid reality show on MTV, that's fer sure.
So every Wednesday from here on in. There's like twenty fucking chapters - and they're already written- so get off the PP Guru's back already about not contributing enough stuff. He loves you- but if only if he sees you taking a vasoline endrenched meat grinder up your ass. Because he's got to start the day with a good laugh sometime.
It's written in Cary Coatney surround speak. Just so you know.
Thursday, June 01, 2006
Like, is this thing on?
Current mood: apathetic Category: content Life
Well - this is an offshoot of a blog I already publish called the Purple Pinup Guru Platform . It's something I've been doing off and on for the past two years. Since I found that I couldn't find the time or have the meaningful resources, like for example, own my own PC for that matter or learning how to download pictures, I had to take on a partner, Alan Sinder, who is a guy who now practically runs the show (and keeps peppering it with a exorbitant amount of Japanese culture in both content and in links- but hey, he makes me look good in the cyber community- so who the hell am I to complain? ) So, I may be posting some of the blog entries from that blog on to here if I feel it would serve a purpose to those who might wander on this page. This My Space is a relatively new concept to me and the reason why I signed up is because I've been getting messages from some of my various favorite prog bands such as Marillion and Porcupine Tree saying how cool and addictive this site is- so, I'll give it a whirl. I see one of my old friends, Christine Holtz, who publishes a online magazine called Music News Network has a page on here. I would then assume that I'm in good company.
Things I'm doing right now:
Scripting a comic book one shot on superheroes and gender bending. Just finished scripting a page for it this morning.
Trying to get my Deposit Man comic book back on track after a long hiatus of debt due to six months of unemployment from Warner Bros. I've already have four issues all scripted in the can - they just need to be illustrated by my old collaborator, Larry Nadolsky up in Manitoba, Canada.
Ear-training and trying to learn how to play some Saga songs on my synthesizer. I'm on a Saga kick at the moment with the release of their, what, eighteenth studio album? Trust. I got to pick it this weekend.
Buying some birthday presents for my neighbor, Lixi She will be turning forty on Saturday, but she will be going to Vegas to celebrate with friends- and since I'm experiencing some health problems right now (a case of the shingles - which runs in my family ), I'm going to hopefully do some celebrating with her when I get better. She's the current love in my life, right now - but our relationship is a mentally broken down rollercoster ride. I feel that sometimes she's my manic depressive soulmate, but a soulmate nevertheless. Beggers can't be choosy and I usually fall for people who take an active interest in me. We've had some doozy of conflicts- but the important thing is that we remain the best of friends and work things out between us- 'cause real life flesh and blood fuckbuddies are hard to come by these days.
Well- I'll get my partner, Sparky to post some meaningful stuff, like politics and Japanese school girl pin-ups - that ought to pack 'em in, instead of me babbling on like some greasy old fart.
Well, a forty-two year greasy old fart...
...with a full head of hair.
until next time, Same Coatney time, same Coatney channel (which might take a little while)