PURPLE PINUP GURU PLATFORM PISS OFF TUESDAYS!!

So the PP Guru has got to admit - he's been a little out of the peyote loop as far as keeping a close half swollen jaundiced eye on this blog- so it's going to come down to one thing - either contribute on this blog on a regular basis or shut the goddamn thing down completely.

This freakin' myspace.com thing is so time consuming. As of yesterday, the www.blog.myspace.com/purplepinupguru that is supposed to be maintained by that worthless studio hopping Hollywood starlet hobnobbing nincompoop, Cary Coatney feel asleep at the PP Guru mobile wheel and allowed fucking spam gremlins to take over and lo and behold, there were offers for free condoms, penis enlargers, and Wii's in everyone's mailboxes.

Since, the PP Guru sees profit potential with Myspace in terms of selling off that yellowing stock of Landescape Productions Deposit Man books rather to hype any new products- he doesn't want to let all his future customers go to shit ( mostly those in the prog rock and porn communities ). So that's staying on for the foreseeable future. However, the PP Guru realizes that this is the original home that started it all. So he figures, that maybe he should take some time out on Tuesday and vent on things that are not shooting straight through his PP Guru poopshoot.

Here are things that not even a pepto bismol martini consumed rectally can cure:

1) Who the fuck was it on Yahoo! that wrote a big write up on last Sunday's Sopranos Season opener and then went on to spoil the ending for next week's episode? ( in which a certain New York boss doesn't have to worry about commuting his entire life sentence in prison?). Huh? Who the fuck???? The PP Guru demands for his resignation or that he gets tossed to the fishes like Big Pussy did at the end of season two for jumping the fucking shark!!

2) Fucking Don Imus! It's about time we get this chistled old windbag off that fucking screwdriver smelling breathed on microphone once and for all. Just hearing that scratchy fossiled voice of his - endorsing just plain unadulterated racism provokes bad memories of Cary Coatney's stepfather, IN SORELY NEED OF A REALITY CHECK ROGER.!! Go! Al Sharpton, GO and beat that old lizard ass!!

THINGS THAT THE PP GURU is enjoying at the moment:

More good WB Animation stuff on DVD.

Last month, WB Home Video released the final seasons of Justice League Unlimited and Batman Beyond on DVD. Today marks the release of both third season episodes of Teen Titans and THE BATMAN ( yeeck! - but yet, like a cartoon train wreck the PP Guru keeps watching the new episodes whenever they air on Saturday morning paired with that other awful dreck called the Legion of Super-Heroes! ) . The PP Guru can dig on the Titans for it's scatterbrained screwy and it's very ambitious and experimental style that leads for each enjoyable episode to keep the PP Guru peaked and curled up in corns on his purple blight athlete's footed toes - but the BATMAN?

Absolute fucking rubbish.

So boring, so bland, so fucking unoriginal. It's an insult to the legacy that once aired before it.

Not to mention the cardboard looking designs of the Joker ( c'mon, get rid of the dredlocks already! ) and the Penguin ( jeez, Tom Kenny trying to imitate Burgess Meredith- do we really need this painful camp reminder of his constant quacking?) Please, don't get the PP Guru started on the Bazooka Joe moptop that this young Bruce Wayne is sporting. The only redeeming quality of this show is the obscure use of villains such as Cluemaster or The Black Mask or the voice work of Mitch Pileggi ( Skinner on X-Files) as Commissioner Gordon.

WHAT THE PP GURU is really looking forward to are the new DC Direct to DVD movies based on Justice League: New Frontiers, The Teen Titans, The Judas Contract, and The Death of Superman all of which will be produced by Bruce Timm.

And in the weeks ahead: The PP Guru wants to talk about Grindhouse - once he's seen it that is, The new Porcupine Tree album: Fear of A Blank Planet, and other new prog rocks releases by Marillion and Rush, and of course the progress that's raking on the new Deposit Man series of comic books and trade paperbacks.

PP Guru is tired and has a long commute ahead of him. He's even too tired to eat out Rose McGowan's unamputated limb -even if he wanted to.

Tune in or eat out as told to:

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Coat

PPGP Keeps its promise re “Rusty” but finds treasure —

Sparky Camps HuffPoCo for Comedy Gold! The Decider would have taken out Cheney as well! Shame how I was thinking the chimp would have saved us from the trouble of impeaching his lying traitorous ass. I do see that Ford Motors couldn't handle the bad PR fallout from this.

Bush Almost Blows Himself Up!

The Detroit News Posted April 8, 2007 11:26 AM

READ MORE: Ford Motor Company, George W. Bush, New York

Credit Ford Motor Co. CEO Alan Mulally with saving the leader of the free world from self-immolation.

Mulally told journalists at the New York auto show that he intervened to prevent President Bush from plugging an electrical cord into the hydrogen tank of Ford's hydrogen-electric plug-in hybrid at the White House last week. Ford wanted to give the Commander-in-Chief an actual demonstration of the innovative vehicle, so the automaker arranged for an electrical outlet to be installed on the South Lawn and ran a charging cord to the hybrid. However, as Mulally followed Bush out to the car, he noticed someone had left the cord lying at the rear of the vehicle, near the fuel tank.

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The Whole Story:

Business Insider: Plug it in, fire it up, Mr. President

Photo © Mark Wilson / Getty Images

Ford President Alan Mulally, right, had to be quick on his feet to make sure President Bush plugged a power cord into the right socket on a Ford hydrogen-electric plug-in hybrid.

Credit Ford Motor Co. CEO Alan Mulally with saving the leader of the free world from self-immolation.

Mulally told journalists at the New York auto show that he intervened to prevent President Bush from plugging an electrical cord into the hydrogen tank of Ford's hydrogen-electric plug-in hybrid at the White House last week. Ford wanted to give the Commander-in-Chief an actual demonstration of the innovative vehicle, so the automaker arranged for an electrical outlet to be installed on the South Lawn and ran a charging cord to the hybrid. However, as Mulally followed Bush out to the car, he noticed someone had left the cord lying at the rear of the vehicle, near the fuel tank.

"I just thought, 'Oh my goodness!' So, I started walking faster, and the President walked faster and he got to the cord before I did. I violated all the protocols. I touched the President. I grabbed his arm and I moved him up to the front," Mulally said. "I wanted the president to make sure he plugged into the electricity, not into the hydrogen This is all off the record, right?"

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Charles Voyde Harrelson: One of those involved in the assassination of JFK in Sparky's informed opinion; And, Sparky is positive the man killed MLK

“Rusty” Harrelson
Charles Harrelson mug shot, May 1960
Born	July 23, 1938 Huntsville, Texas, USA
Died	March 15, 2007 Florence, Colorado, USA
Occupation	Hitman, Criminal
Spouse	Nancy Hillman Harrelson
Parents	Voyde Harrelson and Alma Harrelson
Children	Woody Harrelson

Charles Voyde Harrelson (July 23, 1938^[1] – March 15, 2007^[2]) was an American freelance hitman connected with organized crime and a member of the Red Squad, who was convicted of assassinating a federal judge. He was the father of actor Woody Harrelson.

Murder of Judge Wood

Harrelson was sentenced to two life terms for the May 29, 1979, assassination of U.S. District Judge John H. Wood, Jr. Harrelson reportedly shot and killed Wood in the parking lot outside of Wood's San Antonio, Texas, house for a drug dealer out of El Paso, Jamiel Chagra. Wood — nicknamed "Maximum John" because of his reputation for handing down long sentences for drug offenses — was to have Chagra appear before him on the day of his murder.

Harrelson was apprehended with the aid of an anonymous tip and a taped conversation between Jimmy (Jamiel) and his brother, Joe Chagra. He claimed at trial that he did not kill Wood, but merely took credit for it so he could score a huge payout from Chagra.

Harrelson was eventually convicted based largely on Chagra's conversation with his brother who was visiting him in prison. Both Harrelson and Chagra's brother Joe were implicated in the assassination. Harrelson was sentenced to life, while Joe Chagra received a 10 year sentence. Jamiel Chagra was acquitted of the murder when his brother Joe refused to testify against him. Chagra was represented by current mayor of Las Vegas, Oscar Goodman. In a plea bargain, Chagra admitted to his role in the murder of Judge Wood and the attempted murder of a U.S. Attorney.

After his release in 2003, Jimmy Chagra claimed that Harrelson did not murder Judge Wood. While he did not identify the real killer, Chagra indicated that he or she was long deceased. Jamiel and Joe Chagra allegedly misled federal officials by talking about hiring Harrelson to kill Judge Wood when they knew they were being illegally taped during a legal visit in the prison because Harrelson had been blackmailing Joe Chagra with information he did have about the murder of the judge.

Sam Degilia

Prior to the Wood murder, Harrelson was tried for the 1968 killing of Hearne, Texas grain dealer Sam Degilia in Edinburg, Texas. Harrelson's attorney was Percy Foreman, who had been counsel for convicted Martin Luther King assassin James Earl Ray. Foreman produced a surprise witness: a nightclub singer who claimed that she had been with Harrelson at the time of the murder. The trial ended in a hung jury: 11 for conviction, one for acquittal.

Harrelson was retried in 1974 in Brownsville, Texas. Texas Ranger Jack Dean, the lead investigator on the Degilia case, was in the courtroom with a perjury arrest warrant for the nightclub singer. But she had learned of it and fled to Aruba. Without the help of her testimony, Harrelson was found guilty and sentenced to 15 years in prison. With time off for good behavior, he was free in five years.

Kennedy assassination

Harrelson has declared that he was involved in John F. Kennedy's assassination. Some think he was one of the three tramps photographed after being arrested on November 22, 1963, in a boxcar in the railyard near Dealey Plaza. Harrelson's arresting officer, Marvin L. Wise, claims that the three men in his custody were released after a few hours of questioning. The other arresting officer, David V. Harkness, testified that there were several individuals removed from the train that day other than the three individuals in the photograph. Dallas Police Department documents presented to the public in 1992 indicate that three transients arrested by Dallas officer W.E. Chambers with no connection to the assassination were jailed for six days for vagrancy, and that one of those men was named John Gedney.

Escape attempt and death

After attempting to escape from the Atlanta federal penitentiary in 1996, Harrelson was transferred to Supermax prison ADX Florence in Florence, Colorado. He was found unresponsive in his cell on March 15, 2007, having apparently died of natural causes.^[3] Woody Harrelson had attempted to have his father's conviction overturned and secure a new trial, to no avail.

References

1. ^ Charles Harrelson. IMDb. Retrieved on March 21, 2007.
2. ^ Robbins, Maro; Guillermo Contreras (2007-03-21). Judge Wood's assassin dies of heart attack. San Antonio Express-News. Retrieved on March 21, 2007.
3. ^ Woody Harrelson's dad dies in prison

External links

• Charles Voyde Harrelson at the Internet Movie Database
• Harrelson's death in prison

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Let's hope the Guru is really done with dangerous drug dames who are 29+ years past it.