APRIL 15th IS FOR DUMMIES
Stop getting suckerpunched by these cretins. If deep down in the pit of your colon, you feel that there is tomfoolery is afoot by this mock administration that admits to no accountability for the all the infinite nefarious plots of frauds and follies that have been executed in their name - then WHY THE HELL ARE YOU HELPING IN FOOTING THE FUCKIN' BILL FOR IT?
Yeah, yeah, I know, I know- I hear it all blasted day- you have to pay your dues to live in this glorious country. Dues?
Dues for what? To hear a pack of lies day in and day out from the mouth of dummies? WMDs
? Bah! Saddam Hussein
? Didn't have anything to do with anything- and he's crotch rotting in prison for what? Gassing his Kurd buddies with canisters that are stamped 'made in butt fuck Chillocothe, Ohio- USA'
. Now imagine- if we were to actually capture Osama Bin Laden alive
and he were to open his mouth- what beans do you think he could actually spill about the Bin Laden ties
to the Bush Crime Cartel and what part did they really play in the scheme of the thousands of lives lost in the World Trade Center and the Pentagon?
And we're the ones who've got to fork over the green beans for the hush, hush.
We shouldn't have to put up with this crappola year after year. Here's a portion of a good solution
:It's time to put an end to all this, and the only way I think it can be done is by removing the vehicle of political influence -- the tax code -- from the grip of the politicians. Abolish it and replace it with a system that will be much fairer, much easier and much less susceptible to political hanky-panky. I'd say that it's time for a fair tax system which eliminates tax returns -- and therefore tax attorneys, tax accountants and tax lobbyists -- and which rewards saving.The system in mind is relatively simple. Eliminate all federal taxes -- income, estate and corporate -- and replace them with a single sales tax of around 23 percent on every retail item sold. No deductions. No exemptions. No tax credits. No tax returns at all
.And another one here
Now I was listening to Jerry Springer's new radio talk show
a few days ago and he was making the argument of how a flat tax wouldn't be worth shit in this country is everyone were to contribute twenty percent of their annual salary - no matter how much you made. The fallacy behind this theory is that if you're in the lower class tax bracket- it doesn't matter how much you dole out- it's going to cut a big chunk out of your living expenses- and you won't be able to hold your head above the norm of the steady barge of everyday necessities of rent, utilities, andmedical or health insurance bills. And it isn't is some rich schmoe has 10 mil in his name- writing a money order out for 2 mil is going to add up to nothing more than a flea bite on his fanny.
What Jerry suggests (and his new show is a charismatic far cry from the debauchery displayed on his syndicated talk show which demonstrates day after day that white trash is a truly splendored thing) is that we all participate in a consumption tax
program. A tax that on what we make
- but on what we spend
. In other words, the first twenty thousand or so that you make goes towards your living expenses tax free.
If anything beyond twenty goes towards the purchase of a luxury throwaway item such as Mercedes Benz or Jaguar, better yet... buying out a baseball team in the state of Texas for instance ... then get set to throw another carnation on top of George Harrison's gravemarker - 'cause that's what you should being out pay out the ass for.
And I'm in total solid agreement with Jerry. He will forever be remembered for in Ohio is his ingenious plan to write a personal check to pay for a prostitute during his early days as a councilman in the '70s. Bet he was going for the Business Entertainment write-off.
Yeah, go practice a little bit more in the mirror, pal. You're getting the hang of it.
Sparky says: Ever wonder why Bush Junta II's Puppet Boy King is paying the equivalent of his Presidencial salary in taxes this year. It to cover up the 'dirty money' he's gotten over the years. In 1917, Prescott Sheldon Bush joined the influential Skull and Bones secret society at Yale. Skull and Bones was incorporated in 1856 by opium smugglers W.H. Russell and Daniel C. Gilman – not the last time Bush related Skull and Bones members would be involved in the global drug trade ... Could explain why young "41" -- not yet a grandfather -- would be called 'Poppy' - eh?