The Purple Pinup Guru Platform

When purple things are pulsating on your mind, I'm the one whose clock you want to clean. Aiding is Sparky, the Astral Plane Zen Pup Dog from his mountain stronghold on the Northernmost Island of the Happy Ninja Island chain, this blog will also act as a journal to my wacky antics at an entertainment company and the progress of my self published comic book, The Deposit Man which only appears when I damn well feel like it. Real Soon Now.

Friday, November 18, 2005


The PP Guru is still alive and well, even though he's feeling disoriented and trapped in the blogsphere of limbo. He's still looking for a meanful gain of employment and a salary that he knows will pay the bill and rent on time.

The Deposit Man is still around. There are still four books to produce and publish and mayhaps a daily online strip in the works. All four books have been written and the scripts are just lying around for Larry Nadolsky to illustrate. 10 or 11 pages of the first act of Playgod have been drawn and inked, it's just that the PP Guru hasn't had the pages delivered to him yet. The book will probably return in some new formated capacity in time for the next APE convention.

The above image is a possible ad campaign The PP Guru wants to launch to advertise the new mini-series. He's thinking of placing it in the pages of Comic Buyer's Guide or the Comics Journal. Ever since the CBG has gone into a monthly format- the advertising rates have skyrocketed through the roof - It cost something like five hundred and change to put a a half page ad in it. Also, it would make for a snazzy looking t-shirt or a new ashcan cover.

The PP Guru had a health scare a couple of weeks ago - but he's mended and back in the arena pit of action. He got in a fight with his *ahem* film star neighbor Rikki two weeks ago, but he's patched things up and he's been behaving nicely towards her now that she's almost endangered her own well being. He'll be writing this as the next installment of Peyote Place.

Flowers are the answers to everything.

Taking garbage out and washing dishes helps smooth things over.

Life is on pause for the foreseeable future- until the calls start rushing in. A little ebony and ivory serenading theraphy is in order.

Thanksgiving, Las Vegas style in a week.



Sparky can only tease you with this image for Friday Femme Fatale -

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Sparky: There are days when the words don't flow - but here:

You'd think a cheat wouldn't get upset at being called a liar don't you? Who knew? Here's the Bush Junta II's puppet boy king attacking true blue Americans because he pushed the USA into this century's “landwar in Asia” ...

President Bush claims critics are rewriting Iraq war history

November 11, 2005

President Bush accused critics of the Iraq War of rewriting history and distorting the events that led to the U.S. invasion. In an effort to divert criticism of his administration's decision to go to war with Iraq, Bush said that some Democrats viewed the same intelligence and came to similar conclusions. "Some Democrats and anti-war critics are now claiming we manipulated the intelligence and misled the American people about why we went to war," Bush said.

Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid (Democrat) responded "Attacking those patriotic Americans who have raised serious questions about the case the Bush administration made to take our country to war does not provide us a plan for success that will bring our troops home," Reid said.

At the same time, the Senate Intelligence Committee is making progress toward an agreement on how to implement 'phase two' of the Iraq WMD investigation set up to investigate how administration officals used the intelligence information available in the run-up of the Iraq war. The first phase of this investigation only focused on the quality of the intelligence information. Phase two was postponed until after the November 2004 elections.


Got to wonder why we didn't stay and clean up Afghanistan more? Isn't that where the “real killers” are? - Sparks