The Purple Pinup Guru Platform

When purple things are pulsating on your mind, I'm the one whose clock you want to clean. Aiding is Sparky, the Astral Plane Zen Pup Dog from his mountain stronghold on the Northernmost Island of the Happy Ninja Island chain, this blog will also act as a journal to my wacky antics at an entertainment company and the progress of my self published comic book, The Deposit Man which only appears when I damn well feel like it. Real Soon Now.

Saturday, June 18, 2005

Bush is Evil - part one
Don't be a "Red State" dupe
and taken for granted ...

Stolen from Nancy Pelosi

This Sunday is Father's Day, and many fathers in America are away from home. They are in Iraq, just as many mothers were on Mother's Day, fighting a war of choice, where we sent our young people into harm's way without leveling with the American people about the purpose of the war, without intelligence about what they were going to confront, without the equipment to protect them, and without a plan of what would happen after the fall of Baghdad. This is not the way to win a war.

Today, I have offered an amendment to the defense budget that will say to the President:

"Within 30 days of the enactment of this legislation, Congress expects an accounting from you as to what the strategy for success is. What are the security and political measures that you are putting forth that can lead us to bring our troops home?"

We can no longer afford to sit quietly while we wait for lights at the end of the tunnel and corners to be turned. It will take a clear, transparent process and input from both parties in Congress to win in Iraq, something that is impossible as long as we do not have a plan to work from. This amendment, along with a parallel one in the Senate, says that Democrats will no longer allow Congress and the American people to be marginalized from this process. It is critical to our chances of success in Iraq.

Today, I am asking you to join me in this demand. Please sign on as a citizen co-sponsor to this monumental amendment:

Right now Americans are losing faith in the Administration's ability to handle this dire situation, but we must stand together to demand a public declaration of strategy that we can all support, discuss, and respond to.

We in Congress must now take up legislation calling for $45 billion for the war in Iraq in addition to the hundreds of billions of dollars already appropriated for that war. This money has been spent in Iraq without question, without accountability, and without success.


We all wish for the best possible outcome in Iraq, but willfully leaving ourselves in the dark by excusing the White House from presenting a plan does nothing to this end. To the contrary, it leaves the most important engagement of our government in the hands of a few obsessively secretive men whose track record at this point is abysmal.

Presenting a clear plan to the American public would not only restore our confidence in the mission, it would demonstrate to the world that our intentions are pure and that we have no desire for a prolonged occupation.

Please sign on to co-sponsor my demand for a Strategy for Success in Iraq:

No longer can we stand by and give the Administration the benefit of the doubt that they have a plan to get our troops home. The Administration has demanded complete control with complete secrecy, and Republicans in Congress have rewarded them with a complete lack of oversight. We need a plan, and we need a serious conversation outside of closed White House doors.

Sign up as citizen co-sponsor of this amendment today and tell them we NEED a plan - not open-ended questions. This is for the sake of our mission in Iraq and the soldiers that so nobly fight for it:

The consequences of our engagement in Iraq will resonate for generations to come, and we can no longer sit quietly while the Bush Administration dictates the future of the world we leave to our children. Thank you for standing with me and my fellow True Blue Americans.

- o&o Sparky

Friday, June 17, 2005

PP Guru:

Poor Katie Holmes. The PP Guru is very concerned for her well-being. She is being shanghaied and manipulated into being a drone bot poster child for EL Ron's brainwashed army of money grubbing ministers who believe in the existence of alien warlords coming to earth to suck the shit out of your ass through a crazy straw. As many of you may know, Scientologist shill, Tom Cruise has somehow put the Thetan whammy on Holmes probably in the middle of one night while she was innocently strolling along Hollywood Blvd window shopping (there are Frederick's and Victoria Secret outlets every few blocks or so, because it's such a sweaty slutty town) with a bunch of her scantly clothed buddies when Tom, cleverly disguised as some double vested suit solicitor came running out of nowhere (most likely Scientology Handjob HQ) and ambushed her to fill out one of those stupid questionaries so he could fill his Dianetics recruitment quota.

Without our timely intervention, Katie will be Tom's deep throating disciple for the long haul unless we all unite to raise up the proper funds to send out a few deprogrammers to snatch her out of Tom's evil clutches. Sending some people who have been kicked out of El Ron's private little spa house and have regrouped to form their own deprogramming coalition may be the first wise step. Another contribution, which would take little effort at all would be to sign the Free Katie Holmes petition that is set up here. Either way, you would be doing a tremendous service in helping to squelch another useless and costly religious cult.

But then again, all religion is a cult.

But one formed as a prank on a $1 bet set up by a hackneyed pulp fiction writer (little people know, other than the PP Guru, that this bet was solely the basis for the Trading Places movie starring Eddie Murphy and Dan Ackroyd) with some other legendary science fiction writers such as... um, the late Theodore Sturgeon?

Not so funny anymore.

Besides has anyone noticed beside the PP Guru how both the poster for the new War of the Worlds movie and El Ron's pitiful attempt at pulp fiction, the cover to Mission Earth: Book One, the Invader's Plan have some incredible similarities?

FYI: Sparky -being older- says something akin to it this is the actual source image ...

Yeah, Tom - I bet you didn't swipe that one of your ass too. He has "pod people" to do it.

So Katie, please come back to us. You were sensational in Batman Begins. Your bat nipples shone profoundly through towards the end of the movie. You even earned the franchise its' very first PG-13 rating and that makes he PP Guru very proud of you. The male movies audiences are proud- fuck, even the dead genius of Batman, Bob Kane would most certainly be proud of you- they didn't get to plaster them on Alicia Silverstone in Batman & Robin while he was around.

Don't give into anymore of this Tom Cruise foolery bullshit. The PP Guru implores you all: we must come up with an exit stragedy for Katie - so she can be free to make up her own mind - and not to wake up in the morning with gray hairs sticking out her mouth. Don't allow the PP Guru's time spent at the risk of sitting here tearing up his hemorrhoidal tissue for his plea of help not to be heard in vain.

Another surprise bonus enlarged in the PP Guru robes of robust enlightment, was that the PP Guru took in a employee screening of the Talking Tina Blog but now, with Blake Lively, there's a new challenge to meet head on in the PP Guru's recruitement for his own culinary carpet licking cult that he wishes to inaugurate - which would be open to blondes only.

Like Senator Palaptine says to young Anakin Skywalker in the closing scene of the Phantom Menace: ' We'll definitely be keeping a close eye on you'. And as we shall on this freshly minted 18 year old.

As stuck in between the pages of Maxim and left for:

~ Coat

Stuff went AWOL, just as Cary stated he is gunning for another high maintainance blonde ....

Xenu has Katie now ... fear for her —
In Scientology doctrine, Xenu is a galactic ruler who, 75 million years ago, brought billions of people to Earth, stacked them around volcanoes, and blew them up with hydrogen bombs. Their souls then clustered together and stuck to the bodies of the living, and continue to cause people problems today. These events are known to Scientologists as "Incident II," and the traumatic memories associated with them as The Wall of Fire or the R6 implant. L. Ron Hubbard, founder of Scientology, detailed the story in Operating Thetan level III (OT III) in 1967, famously warning that R6 was "calculated to kill (by pneumonia etc) anyone who attempts to solve it." The Xenu story was the start of the use of the volcano as a common symbol of Scientology and Dianetics from 1968 to the present day.

Much controversy between supporters and critics of the Church of Scientology has focused on the story of Xenu. The Church has tried to keep Xenu confidential; critics claim revealing the story is in the public interest, given the high prices charged for OT III. The Church avoids making mention of Xenu in public statements and has gone to considerable effort to maintain the story's confidentiality, including legal action on the grounds of both copyright and trade secrecy. Despite this, much material on Xenu has leaked to the public.

Hubbard later dramatised the Xenu story as a film script, Revolt in the Stars.

taa - Sparky

Thursday, June 16, 2005


PP Guru here. Every once in a while when he doesn't feel like giving you his entire lifestory- he'll just resort to plastering some links dealing with certain current events that he's heard on either the radio or read in a newspaper or e-mail. The PP Guru has to use some of his weeknights to catch up on some projects than just sit around here and procrastinate.

But first a little lite Deposit Man news:

The PP Guru practically had a system failure last night while he was scripting the final page of a yet another proposal to Heavy Metal magazine to sell on his concept of his favorite angel winged secret agent of the afterlife, Betty Fusco- but only this time she's teaming up with Larry Nadolsky's Race Yukon - who has been featured in Heavy Metal magazine before in a little skimpy three page story. The PP Guru hates it when yucky machines break down on him, especially when he's teetering on the tip of a literary break-through.

A long time favorite artist of the PP Guru is in talks with him to contribute the final issue's cover of DEPOSIT MAN: PLAYGOD mini-series. Now this artist has been out of commission for a while due to some nerve damage in his right arm - but has somehow been making a comeback when he was hired to contribute the front cover art to last year's San Diego Comic Con International's souvenir book.
The PP Guru has known this professional artist for a long time and has been hoping for his speedy recovery just for this special occasion. This artist has warned the PP Guru at the conversation held at the Landescape Table over at last Sunday's Shrine Auditorium show- that this might take a long. long while to finish- but the PP Guru says take as long as you fucking want- because he probably won't get around to actually publishing the issue until two or three years down the road by the rate his finances have been going. This artist has served as a inker apprentice to Jack Kirby, so he knows what he's getting himself into- and he won't be able to slip out of the PP Guru's oily patchouli's grips, because he's got this artist's phone number on speed dial.

Now on to some fact filled links. Just in time to promote the new Batman film in your neighborhood- you can now impress your friends and family with your dark caring humane love for all things rodent and otherwise by building yourself a bathouse. Guaranteed rabie shot vaccine fun for the whole family. According to this webpage, bats are supposedly getting a bad shake these days, seeing as how there reputations stems from all those nasty vampire and monster movies that infest our daily lives, but if you look at them through a different light, by helping them out with a food and shelter- they can repay you by controlling the pest manifestation. So, get out your freakin' tools out and start building.

Speaking of the new Batman film- the PP Guru is throwing all kinds of mass manipulation spells in coaxing more people to see the film this weekend and make the film break all kinds of boffo records after he was reading that sales were very lackluster from last night's advance screening - well, officially the film opened up at exactly 12:01 AM, but c'mon fellow acolytes - this flim has better acting, better storytelling,....and BETTER INTEGRITY than say that lastest space hump - a- romp that Lucas spewed on us a few weeks ago. You asked for a serious Batman film - we gave you a serious Batman, now stop your fucking crying in Burt Ward's starched shorts and go see the goddamn thing already.

And last, but sadly, the PP Guru was slightly twinged and misty-eyed upon hearing of Lane Smith's passing. Smith's wide range of character acting was unparalleled to few of his ilk, some roles he would do (such as in Cousin Vinny or the Legend of Bagger Vance) would slip right past you and you may have blinked and said to yourself - Hey that guy was pretty good- where have I seen that guy before? Well, the PP Guru considers him to have done the best portrayal of Perry White than even Jackie Cooper did in the Donner Superman movies themselves or that white haired old goat that was on the fifties television series.
The Memphis, Tennesse bred homeboy Smith injecting a little piece of Elvis Presley in the role was nothing short of brilliant and the PP Guru will be celebrating that brilliance by watching all those old Lois & Clark (goddamn, can you believe it's been over a decade since those shows first premiered on ABC ?) episodes that he newly bought last week. Smith passed away in his home at Northridge, CA of Lou Gehrig's disease at the age of 69.

As teleported through mystical cable preminum channels to:

~ Coat

PS Lane was dandy in AIR AMERICA!

Wednesday, June 15, 2005


Bless Wiley!


Congressman John Conyers is calling on American citizens to sign on to a letter to the President that demands a response to questions originally posed by Conyers and 88 other members of Congress in a similar letter dated May 5, 2005. Conyers has committed to personally delivering the letter to the White House when it garners 100,000 citizen signatures.

Let's help him get there. Follow this link to sign.

Over 86,000 signatures so far, as of 12:00 pm, 6-2-05

*The congressman's website is having trouble keeping up with the traffic, and they may also be changing the address of the specific page. The links above will go to the Home page.


  • ( - 'Should Congress Investigate Bush's Iraq War Lies?'
  • John ( - 'Letter to President Bush Concerning "Downing Street Memo"' (online petition; goal: 250,000 signatures), John Conyers

Oh sister dear:

n 2005, Michael Jackson went to trial on child molestation charges. The alleged victim was a boy, Gavin Arvizo, referred to as "the accuser." Arvizo was 13 years old at the time of the alleged crimes. Jackson was indicted for conspiracy with five (unindicted) co-conspirators to abduct the accuser, his sister, and his brother, falsely imprison and extort the same children and their mother, and for sexually molesting the accuser. On June 13, 2005, the jury found Jackson not guilty on all charges.

Bashir documentary: Living with Michael Jackson

A Granada Television documentary [1] about Jackson, in which he was extensively interviewed by British journalist Martin Bashir, was shown first in the UK on 3 February 2003 and then in the U.S. three days later.

Gavin Arvizo with Michael Jackson during the Bashir interview

Among other things, the documentary shows the twelve year old Gavin Arvizo. The boy is seen holding hands with Jackson and resting his head on Jackson's shoulder. The boy stated in the trial that the holding of hands was Jackson's initiative, the latter his own, because he was really close to Jackson, and Jackson was his best friend. He and Jackson tell about the two sleeping in the same room, though not in the same bed (they told about an occasion where each was happy to sleep on the floor and let the other have the bed). The boy has later told that he had not realized that the footage would be broadcast all over the world. After the airing he was teased by his friends. His mother claims that she has not given Bashir permission to film her son, and was not even aware of that until the airing.

Jackson stated in the documentary that several young children, predominantly pre-adolescent boys (including Macaulay Culkin, when he was younger, his younger brother Kieran and sisters[2] ) have slept in his bed, but he denies having had sex with any of them. Conversely, Jackson lets his children stay with his friends, for example with Barry Gibb. He emphasizes that children need and deserve lots of love — not sexual, but like having hot milk and cookies, tucking them in, telling a bed-time story, climbing trees with them, etc.

Responding to concern after the airing, Santa Barbara County District Attorney Thomas W. Sneddon Jr. stated that, under California law, even if they had slept in the same bed, without "affirmative, offensive conduct," it wouldn't have been criminal. [3]

Jackson is alleged of conspiracy with his aides to commit child abduction, false imprisonment and extortion, in an attempt to control PR-damage caused by the documentary. Jackson is also indicted for child molestation; however, this would have taken place not before but after the concern arose. ...

I love the American Jury System - Sparky

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

PP Guru:

Due to the massive schmooze load that the PP Guru had to undertake last week- he didn't have a chance to tell you all about the massive DVD load that he racked up on his charge card,....yet, again.

The PP Guru has a card specifically set aside for such herculean purchases that he can't even figure out how much he's pissing in the wind on DVDs alone. All he knows is that both his DVD players are hungry beasts and that they must constantly be fed. So the PP Guru sends out like $300-400 a month to his credit card company and lets them calculate the expenses. It's not as if the PP Guru has a submissive wife and little guru mouths to feed. Live it up to the Zen fullest, the PP Guru always says (could you imagine what would happen if the PP Guru had owed alimony? He would self explode).

Wonder Woman

Last week on DVD, it was super-hero release week for the studio that he works for. The third & final season of Wonder Woman starring Lynda Carter has hit the shelves. The PP Guru didn't bother to buy the other two seasons because he already has them on video tape when he was a sucker member for the Columbia House Re-Tv club (and they sold for $ 19.99 plus a shitload of taxes and postage) which practically sent him to the poor house. The only reason the PP Guru felt nostalgic for Lynda Carter ( who still looks absolutely stunning to this day) was because while the show had first aired during his formative high school years - he never really sat down and watched it - He just wasn't into Wonder Woman back then- not as much as he was into the Incredible Hulk show that aired on Fridays ( The PP Guru is drawing a complete blank as to what day of the week the show originally aired- maybe iit was Wednesdays?). But the PP Guru viewed the first two episodes over the weekend to check out the quality of the set and he was impressed. However, the first episode featured the horrendous boy toy Leif Garrett - which means the PP Guru still doesn't know how to let go of his pubescent grudges. Special features include Lynda Carter contributing commentary on that same awful episode, plus little documentary features. If you buy the set now, you get a bonus disc of an early 1970's Shazam episode that used to air on Saturday mornings- which the PP Guru supposes you have to have a acquired taste for - especially if you feel that Billy Batson driving across country in a Winnabago with some old fart is appropiate material for this day and age.

Lois & Clark

The first season of Lois & Clark has also been released- and it's one the PP Guru is looking forward to revisit. Like the Wonder Woman collection, the PP Guru is more excited in seeing where and how the sets and locations on the lot are utilized of where he is employed- since he wasn't working there at the time when the show was made. The PP Guru felt that Dean Cain back in the day would have made a better Superboy rather than a Superman since he looked way too young for the role- but since that job was already taken (what 3 different actors on the syndicated show?) I guess it will be revealed why Dean got the job according to the bonus feature specs on the set. Cain provides commentary along with Exec producer Deborah Joy Levine on the pilot episode along with a special presentation reel that was shown at one year's San Diego Comic Con International. The PP Guru hasn't gotten around to checking out the first disc yet. Perhaps this weekend. Also comes packaged with a special bonus disc of the Smallville premiere episode, "Crusade'. Sadly this set's timing couldn't have come at the worst time, now that Lane Smith has passed away this morning. In the PP Guru's ideal mind- Smith did the best portrayal of Perry White in any of the shows or serials.


The only good thing about PP Guru's bastardized childhood growing up in New Jersey is that some of the places of where he grew up are immortalized on screen to watch over and over on the new Sopranos Season 5 disc set, overpriced as usual on HBO Dvd. The PP Guru has had some hard core electro shock flashback occurances when he sees certain pizzerias and malls that he physically stood foot in. This season is the epitome of seasons as the mob action is upped a notch in the body bag department on this particular set. The PP Guru has seen most of the episodes on this set through tapes that some of his disciples have done for him- but let the PP Guru tell you this- Drea DeMatteo, Michael Imperoli, and most especially Steve Buscemi (too bad his character couldn't last the entire season) has done some of their most exquisite work of their entire careers. Skimpy on the extras as usual when it comes to HBO products - but to those schmoes who don't subscribe to HBO such as the PP Guru himself, $99.99 for a box set is a bargain if you were to do without the hassle of subscriber fees if you were to purchase HBO just to watch the Sopranos AND nothing else- there are only 5 commentaries by writers and producers with one provided by DeMatteo on her farewell episode "Long Term Parking" .

Man- Thing

This week's puzzled purchase includes - Man-Thing - which some of the PP Guru's fellow co-workers are currently razzing him about at this very moment. One co-worker has said that the PP Guru should have saved his money and bought it on E-bay instead for a lousy 5 bucks. But the PP Guru doesn't trust putting his twenty-plus credit card numbers online. He knows that there scourges lurking at every cyber corner. I also reminded this co-worker that if he had taped Man-Thing off the Sci-Fi channel when it first aired, he wouldn't be in this bad purchase predictment in the first place. But who knows, the PP Guru might wind up liking the movie.

As digital satellite beamed to:

~ Coat
Look at the below quotes
from Ann and Pat and their
fellow social Fucktards.

Bless Cynics like Warren Ellis and Cherie Priest whose photo above is with other fantastic shots here.

I publicly apologise to Cher for an earlier remark re Ann Coulter. Coulter doesn't even come close to the brillance of a wonderful American like Cher. We'll get to the Bushes being a family branded with EVIL soon.

I had to share this with you today:

Quotes from the The American Taliban

Ann Coulter

"We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war."

"Not all Muslims may be terrorists, but all terrorists are Muslims."

"Being nice to people is, in fact, one of the incidental tenets of Christianity, as opposed to other religions whose tenets are more along the lines of 'kill everyone who doesn't smell bad and doesn't answer to the name Mohammed'"

Bailey Smith

"With all due respect to those dear people, my friend, God Almighty does not hear the prayer of a Jew."

Beverly LaHaye (Concerned Women for America)

"Yes, religion and politics do mix. America is a nation based on biblical principles. Christian values dominate our government. The test of those values is the Bible. Politicians who do not use the bible to guide their public and private lives do not belong in office."

Bob Dornan (Rep. R-CA)

"Don't use the word 'gay' unless it's an acronym for 'Got Aids Yet'"

David Barton (Wallbuilders)

"There should be absolutely no 'Separation of Church and State' in America."

David Trosch

"Sodomy is a graver sin than murder. – Unless there is life there can be no murder."

Fob James (Governor of Alabama)

"Behind this judicial wall of separation there is a tyranny of lies that will fall... I say to you, my friends, let it fall!"

"A good butt-whipping and then a prayer is a wonderful remedy."

Fred Phelps (Westboro Baptist Church)

"If you got to castrate your miserable self with a piece of rusty barb wire, do it."

"Hear the word of the LORD, America, fag-enablers are worse than the fags themselves, and will be punished in the everlasting lake of fire!"

"You telling these miserable, Hell-bound, bath house-wallowing, anal-copulating fags that God loves them!? You have bats in the belfry!"

"American Veterans are to blame for the fag takeover of this nation. They have the power in their political lobby to influence the zeitgeist, get the fags out of the military, and back in the closet where they belong!"

"Not only is homosexuality a sin, but anyone who supports fags is just as guilty as they are. You are both worthy of death."

Gary Bauer (American Values)

"We are engaged in a social, political, and cultural war. There's a lot of talk in America about pluralism. But the bottom line is somebody's values will prevail. And the winner gets the right to teach our children what to believe."

Gary North (Institute for Christian Economics)

"The long-term goal of Christians in politics should be to gain exclusive control over the franchise. Those who refuse to submit publicly to the eternal sanctions of God by submitting to His Church's public marks of the covenant–baptism and holy communion–must be denied citizenship."

"This is God's world, not Satan's. Christians are the lawful heirs, not non-Christians."

Gary Potter (Catholics for Christian Political Action)

"When the Christian majority takes over this country, there will be no satanic churches, no more free distribution of pornography, no more talk of rights for homosexuals. After the Christian majority takes control, pluralism will be seen as immoral and evil and the state will not permit anybody the right to practice evil."

George Bush Sr. (President of the United States)

"I don't know that atheists should be considered citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."

George W. Bush (President of the United States)

"I don't think that witchcraft is a religion. I wish the military would rethink this decision."*

"God told me to strike at al Qaida and I struck them, and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam, which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle East. If you help me I will act, and if not, the elections will come and I will have to focus on them."

"Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists."

"This crusade, this war on terrorism is going to take a while."

*Comment about Wiccans in the military

Henry Morris (Institute for Creation Research)

"When science and the Bible differ, science has obviously misinterpreted its data."

J. B. Stoner (White Supremacist)

"We had lost the fight for the preservation of the white race until God himself intervened in earthly affairs with AIDS to rescue and preserve the white race that he had created.... I praise God all the time for AIDS."

"AIDS is a racial disease of Jews and Niggers, and fortunately it is wiping out the queers. I guess God hates queers for several reasons. There is one big reason to be against queers and that is because every time some white boy is seduced by a queer into becoming a queer, means his white bloodline has run out."

James Dobson (Focus on the Family)

"Those who control the access to the minds of children will set the agenda for the future of the nation and the future of the western world."

"State Universities are breeding grounds, quite literally, for sexually transmitted diseases (including HIV), homosexual behavior, unwanted pregnancies, abortions, alcoholism, and drug abuse."

"Today's children... They're damned. They're gone."

James Kennedy (Center for Reclaiming America)

"The Christian community has a golden opportunity to train an army of dedicated teachers who can invade the public school classrooms and use them to influence the nation for Christ."

James Watt (Secretary of the Interior)

"We don't have to protect the environment, the Second Coming is at hand."*

*Secretary of the Interior in the Reagan Admin. Responsible for National Policy regarding the Environment

Jay Grimstead (Coalition on Revival)

"We are to make Bible-obeying disciples of anybody that gets in our way."

Jerry Falwell

"We're fighting against humanism, we're fighting against liberalism...we are fighting against all the systems of Satan that are destroying our nation today...our battle is with Satan himself."

"AIDS is the wrath of a just God against homosexuals. To oppose it would be like an Israelite jumping in the Red Sea to save one of Pharoah's chariotters."

"The Bible is the inerrant ... word of the living God. It is absolutely infallible, without error in all matters pertaining to faith and practice, as well as in areas such as geography, science, history, etc."

"AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals."

"If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being."

Jesse Helms (Sen. R-NC)

"The New York Times and Washington Post are both infested with homosexuals themselves. Just about every person down there is a homosexual or lesbian."

"All Latins are volatile people. Hence, I was not surprised at the volatile reaction."

"Your tax dollars are being used to pay for grade-school classes that teach our children that cannibalism, wife-swapping and murder of infants and the elderly are acceptable behavior."

"Homosexuals are weak, morally sick wretches."

Jimmy Swaggart (Jimmy Swaggart Ministries)

"The Media is ruled by Satan. But yet I wonder if many Christians fully understand that. Also, will they believe what the Media says, considering that its aim is to steal, kill, and destroy?"

"Sex education classes in our public schools are promoting incest."

"Evolution is a bankrupt speculative philosophy, not a scientific fact. Only a spiritually bankrupt society could ever believe it...Only atheists could accept this Satanic theory."

John Ashcroft (Attorney General)

"Civilized people – Muslims, Christians, and Jews – all understand that the source of freedom and human dignity is the Creator."

John Whitehead (Rutherford Institute)

"The [Supreme] Court, by seeking to equate Christianity with other religions, merely assaults the one faith. The Court in essence is assailing the true God by democratizing the Christian religion."

Joseph McCarthy (Sen. R-WI)

"Today we are engaged in a final, all-out battle between Communistic Atheism and Christianity."

Joseph Morecraft (Chalcedon Presbyterian Church)

"Nobody has the right to worship on this planet any other God than Jehovah. And therefore the state does not have the responsibility to defend anybody's pseudo-right to worship an idol."

Joseph Scheidler (Pro-Life Action League)

"I would like to outlaw contraception...contraception is disgusting – people using each other for pleasure."*

*I get the distinct impression that Mr. Scheidler's poor wife isn't guilty of feeling any pleasure…

Kay O'Connor (Kansas Senate Republican)

"I'm an old-fashioned woman. Men should take care of women, and if men were taking care of women today, we wouldn't have to vote."

Keith A. Fournier (Catholic Way)

"We need a legal strategy which protects the rights of those of us who hold Christian convictions which will afford us the opportunity to contend once again for the mind of this culture."

Laura Schlessinger

"I want to coin a phrase here, and I don't mind help. What would be the communication version of "ethnic cleansing?" Because that's what in particular the homosexual activists try to do."

Lester Roloff (Texas Homes for Wayward Youth)

"Better a pink bottom than a black soul."*

*Roloff opened a chain of homes for "wayward" youth in the state of Texas; he was later jailed in 1973 and again in 1975 for child abuse due to the punitive punishment techniques used in his homes. He would have been finished had he not of been specifically given permision to re-open his homes by, you guested it, Governor George W Bush.

Lt. Gen. William G. Boykin

“George Bush was not elected by a majority of the voters in the United States, he was appointed by God.”

Pat Buchanan (Presidential Candidate)

"Our culture is superior. Our culture is superior because our religion is Christianity and that is the truth that makes men free."

"There were no politics to polarize us then, to magnify every slight. The "negroes" of Washington had their public schools, restaurants, bars, movie houses, playgrounds and churches; and we had ours."

"Rail as they will about 'discrimination,' women are simply not endowed by nature with the same measures of single-minded ambition and the will to succeed in the fiercely competitive world of Western capitalism."

Pat Robertson (Christian Coalition)

"The Islamic people, the Arabs, were the ones who captured Africans, put them in slavery, and sent them to America as slaves. Why would the people in America want to embrace the religion of slavers."

"Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It's no different...More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history."

"When lawlessness is abroad in the land, the same thing will happen here that happened in Nazi Germany. Many of those people involved with Adolph Hitler were Satanists, many of them were homosexuals – the two things seem to go together."

"The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians."

"You say you're supposed to be nice to the Episcopalians and the Presbyterians and the Methodists and this, that, and the other thing. Nonsense, I don't have to be nice to the spirit of the Antichrist."

"I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that's the way it is, period."

"[Homosexuals] want to come into churches and disrupt church services and throw blood all around and try to give people AIDS and spit in the face of ministers."

"[Planned Parenthood] is teaching kids to fornicate, teaching people to have adultery, every kind of bestiality, homosexuality, lesbianism – everything that the Bible condemns."

Patrick Mahoney (Christian Defense Coalition)

"It is deeply troubling to have an appointed, unelected commission remove an elected official from office [Roy Moore]. The Court of Judiciary has overturned an election and crushed the democratic process through their actions."*

*Interesting perspective coming from someone who's President was appointed by a group of "unelected judges", thus overturning a democratic election.

Paul Cameron

"I think that actually AIDS is a guardian. That is I think it was sent, if you would, about forty years ago, to destroy Western civilization unless we change our sexual ways. So it's really a Godsend."

"Homosexuality is a crime against humanity."

"Causes of homosexuality include: 'sex with animals'"*

"Unless we get medically lucky, in three or four years, one of the options discussed will be the extermination of homosexuals."

*Paul Cameron was discharged from the American Psychological Association, the Nebraska Psychological Association, and the American Sociological Association due to his unethical practices and biased research regarding Homosexuals. His "research" has since been discredited by the scientific community; however his work is still referenced by many fundamentalist organizations as credible.

Randall Terry (Operation Rescue)

"I want you to just let a wave of intolerance wash over. I want you to let a wave of hatred wash over you. Yes, hate is good...Our goal is a Christian nation. We have a biblical duty, we are called by God to conquer this country. We don't want equal time. We don't want pluralism."

"Our goal must be simple. We must have a Christian nation built on God's law, on the ten Commandments. No apologies."

"I don't think Christians should use birth control. You consummate your marriage as often as you like – and if you have babies, you have babies."

"When I, or people like me, are running the country, you'd better flee, because we will find you, we will try you, and we'll execute you. I mean every word of it. I will make it part of my mission to see to it that they are tried and executed."*

"There is going to be war, [and Christians may be called to] take up the sword to overthrow the tyrannical regime that oppresses them."

*It is interesting to note that Randell Terry's son is Gay

Jerry Vines (Southern Baptist Convention)

"They would have us believe that Islam is just as good as Christianity. Christianity was founded by the virgin-born son of God, Jesus Christ. Islam was founded by Muhammad, a demon-possessed pedophile who had 12 wives, the last one of which was a nine-year-old girl."

Rick Santorum* (Sen. R-PA)

"If the Supreme Court says that you have the right to consensual [Gay] sex within your home, then you have the right to bigamy, you have the right to polygamy, you have the right to incest, you have the right to adultery. You have the right to anything!"

*Now known as Rick "Santorum" Santorum

Robert Simonds (Citizens for Excellence in Education)

"As the church watches from the sidelines, the ungodly elect atheists and homosexuals to school boards and legislatures to enact policies and laws that destroy our Christian children and discriminate against Christian families."

"Atheistic secular humanists should be removed from office and Christians should be elected...Government and true Christianity are inseparable."

"We'll take away their power and their money. Money comes from students. We'll break their backs by taking 24 million kids out of the public schools."

"Raising your children under Americanism or any other principles other than true Christianity is child abuse."

"You do not have the right to be wrong, regardless of what any man-made or demonic charter says."

"Democracy originated in the mind of a rational being who has the deepest hatred for God."

"Do you realize that the only thing that gives democracy existence is sin? The absence of democracy is perfect obedience to god."

"The best way to insure the earth is never over populated is for sensible and righteous governments to clear all forms of atheism and heresy."

Ronald Reagan (President of the United States)

"For the first time ever, everything is in place for the Battle of Armageddon and the Second Coming of Christ."

Roy Moore (Former Alabama Judge)

"If they want to get the Commandments, they're going to have to get me first."*

"Worship With Your Vote"

*Interesting observation of the Radical Right, Judge Roy Moore commits peaceful civil disobedience by refusing to remove the Ten Commandments Monument from the Court. He is considered a Hero. Mayor Gavin Newsom commits peaceful civil disobedience by issuing same-sex marriage licenses. He is considered an Anarchist.

Rush Limbaugh

"Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society."

"If you commit a crime, you're guilty."*

"There is only one way to get rid of nuclear weapons... use them"

*Seems logical enough, doesn't it Rush?

Star Parker (Coalition on Urban Renewal & Education)

"Anybody that believes in separation of church and state needs to leave right now."

Tony Evans (Promise Keepers)

"The demise of our community and culture is the fault of sissified men who have been overly influenced by women."

William Rehnquist (Chief Justice of the U.S. Supreme Court)

"The 'wall of separation between church and state' is a metaphor based on bad history, a metaphor which has proved useless as a guide to judging. It should be frankly and explicitly abandoned."

Michael Savage (Savage Nation)

"Oh, you're one of the sodomites. You should only get AIDS and die, you pig. How's that? Why don't you see if you can sue me, you pig. You got nothing better than to put me down, you piece of garbage. You have got nothing to do today, go eat a sausage and choke on it."*

*Statement made on live national television

Sparky is laughing at his lawyer sister for not trusting the Jury System. Let's rejoice that MJ is innocent of all charges from a pyscho agenda driven Public Prosecutor and an Extortionist Welfare mom. No one should feel that being “odd” automatically makes you guilty. Those of us who got stuck at Mountclair College Prep will cover each others backs.

Maybe Robert "Michael James Vijencio Gubitosi" Blake and Little Michael can do the lecture circuit together? - o&o Sparky