ZPD: We're all young once ...

And I'm sure the yellow pants seemed a good idea ...


So Cary thinks he has a love connection! Yippee!

And is thinking his feelings in music ...


Though Irina looks better as a brunette than a blonde ...




Please tell her that ... best of luck - Sparky AKA ZPD

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Originally uploaded by Scary Cary.

There was supposed to be a special PP Guru birthday celebration last January 12th- but all the peyote party favors ran out as evident by the guy on the right, who arrived at the soiree a little too late.

It's buried in the melee of unfinished files and just waiting for Sparky to upload all the tribute photos.

But we'll be celebrating the attributes of a fictional life all through the rest of this month.

After all, upon turning 42- Gurus are supposed to know the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

The PP Guru could be out kicking Douglas Adams' gravestone right about now.

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SHE CALLED THIS MORNING!!!

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Originally uploaded by Scary Cary.

That's right, folks. The PP Guru recieved a transatlantic call from his new favorite beau, Russian marriage agent, Irina. At approximately 6: 15 AM pacific time, the PP Guru was startled awake (oh no, not the *ahem* film star neighbor calling to cuss out the PP Guru again?) by a call from...Irina. We only got to talk for two and a half minutes before we got strangely disconnected and not much was said except....thanks for the enlightening and encouraging e-mails that she had been sending to the PP Guru to try and get his peyote sorcerous powers back to peak performance.

Again, she called folks. the PP Guru had his doubts on whether or not she was for real. But she came through like the beautiful blazin' Red Star trooper that she truly is.

She called. She actually called.

...she called. the PP Guru can't actually believed she called.

Anyway, next time on Peyote Place, * ahem* film star neighbors gone wild.... Like off the fuckin' jimsonweed rocker kind of wild and why she may be facing eviction from the wilds of our jasmine incense burning palace community.

And as Irina called out like a beacon in the dawn to...

~

Coat

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OUT WITH THE OLD AND IN WITH THE NEW

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Originally uploaded by Scary Cary.

The little munch out with the *Ahem* Film Star Neighbor has come to a bittersweet frightful conclusion with the PP Guru. The PP Guru cannot go through another bout with her asinine up and down mood swings. The gift and dvds were returned- and there's nothing more to be said - except SHE NEEDS PROFESSIONAL HELP!! AND NEEDS TO STOP TAKING THE BROWN COVERED ACID!! AS OF RIGHT NOW!!

She has gone in a delusional state of delirium as to so far as to accuse the PP Guru of stalking- another neighbor has had his grill stolen by her and she has been throwing conniption fits in the hallowed courtyards of Peyote Place. This whole downward spiral began when she flat out refused to open the PP Guru's token box of appreciation on Christmas Day. Well, suffice to say, the money has now been refunded on the PP Guru's credit card.

The PP Guru would like to go on and on - but there is a little matter of slander to be had. Maybe the PP Guru should have heeded the advice of friends, family, and the late lamented Ska8e Jesus forum-- DON'T FUCK AROUND WITH WASHED UP PORN STARS!!

So we welcome the PP Guru's new faithful companion in his further revels of Peyote mind altering sojourns- Irina. The saucy saultry Russian babe, Irina will be around for a long long time to come.

Let the worshipping commence.

Living without further remorse on Purgatory Road as treaded by:

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Coat