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When purple things are pulsating on your mind, I'm the one whose clock you want to clean. Aiding is Sparky, the Astral Plane Zen Pup Dog from his mountain stronghold on the Northernmost Island of the Happy Ninja Island chain, this blog will also act as a journal to my wacky antics at an entertainment company and the progress of my self published comic book, The Deposit Man which only appears when I damn well feel like it. Real Soon Now.

Monday, June 30, 2008



HERE IS HOW THE VENTURE BROS. SHIRT of the week CLUB WORKS:

Each week we premiere a brand new episode of The Venture Bros. television program, we will premiere a brand new t-shirt to go with it RIGHT HERE. The shirt will remain on sale for one week only--until the next episode and the next shirt premiere. We'll only print as many shirts of each design as we receive orders for (okay, we'll probably make a couple for ourselves, too) and once the ad for a shirt is removed, that shirt will never be available again.

Venture Bros. Shirt Club shirts will all be printed on only the finest American Apparel shirts available, and each is priced at $22 ($23 for 2XL). Each shirt is thematically tied in to the episode it premieres with and every shirt is different. 13 episodes, 13 shirts.

And STAY TUNED Next Week For SHIRT #6!

THE FINE PRINT

All Venture Bros. Shirt Club shirts will be shipped via First Class U.S. Mail. Shipping is included in the price of the shirt. A $3.00 (USD) surcharge will be added to international orders. Please allow 3-5 weeks from time of order for delivery.

Shirt Club shirts are non-refundable and we do not accept exchanges (we're seriously too busy making a TV show to deal with all that paperwork). This is why we include a size chart with each t-shirt design, so you can order with confidence. But be advised: American Apparel t-shirts are sized very accurately for a "fitted look." Speaking of those size charts, find the male/unisex size chart here and the female size chart here.